Female , 70+
I'll be a regular contributor to this site again one of these days :P

Last Seen 13 hrs ago
Member Since May 25, 2012
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  • 100% British
Vices nothing worth bragging about.
Special day
Music Dean Martin, Rock, etc.
Movies Gone with the wind. (I know, I\'m such a girl)
Local Time May 25th, 3:06 AM

I Want to Hear Your Funny, Clever Jokes

Oi, Flies In My Beer! One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies... [more]
abritishgirl has shared 180 Mature Experiences
  • I Want to Love Passionately and to Be Loved Passionately

    A Beast's Love... He is a beast....With his calloused hands and large frame he is an animal...Unable to see me as anything but his equal....And so he treats me as one as well...I … [more]
  • I Am a G-string Girl

    I Love Them!! I can't beleive how sexy I feel in them... I like to wear them and feel them on me sometimes I get all wet just WEARING them! My favorite is a pair of yellow ones that say happy across the crotch... I… [more]
  • I Crave Him

    When He Comes Home.... We lie in bed together, the sun had not yet risen and the foggy, dark morning over Washimgton had still not yet begun.... I'm asleep, and planning on sleeping in on Saturday morning dreaming my … [more]
  • I Think A Man Deserves A Blow Job Every Day

    Abritishgirl I wanna give a BJ!! :( Dammit I saw this on my profile and I suddenly realized it's been awhile since I've given my man head... And he's not here! He's not gonna be home for hours! I get p… [more]
  • Family Confessions

    What do you do when your husband works nights? how can I sleep in the same bed and live in the same house with a guy I can't grab hold of when I have bad dream or get cold?… [more]
  • Love Confessions

    I have him in our bed tonight; if only for the weekend...I'll use his legs to warm my feet and hug his back while we sleep...I'll put my head against his chest and listen to his heartbeat...I can't wait to feel his heat under our sheets tonight...I can't wait to kiss his neck after he dozes off...and maybe in the morning...I'll do a little something to earn my breakfast....someones about to get real comfy...… [more]