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I'll be a regular contributor to this site again one of these days :P

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Member Since May 25, 2012
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  • 100% British
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Music Dean Martin, Rock, etc.
Movies Gone with the wind. (I know, I\'m such a girl)
Local Time July 2nd, 9:57 AM

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