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Local Time July 3rd, 11:37 AM

I Have a Confession

I came on EP 30 mins ago @ 12:20 pm. I time traveled to 5 pm, then traveled back in time to 12:50 pm. Maybe that's just the adderall speaking. [more]
altshift has shared 20 Mature Experiences
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    These Lumps These lumps. I know you wanna slump up on These lumps, But you can't 'cause you're a chump! A chuuuuuuuuuuump!… [more]