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Member Since Jul 26, 2012
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I Will Answer Any Question You Dare Ask

Bored I'm so bored, ask me anything. [more]
altshift has shared 20 Mature Experiences
  • I Dont Have Herpes

    I Don't Have Herpes I never thought I had herpes. >..> But that's what people always think, then BAM. They have The Herpes. Whelp, turns out I was right. I don't have herpes.… [more]
  • I M Not A Stoner

    I'm Not A Stoner I don't smoke weed. In conclusion? I'm not a stoner. Any questions? … [more]
  • I Want To Slump On Your Lumps

    These Lumps These lumps. I know you wanna slump up on These lumps, But you can't 'cause you're a chump! A chuuuuuuuuuuump!… [more]
  • Other Confessions

    Time Travel
    I came on EP 30 mins ago @ 12:20 pm. I time traveled to 5 pm, then traveled back in time to 12:50 pm. Maybe that's just the adderall speaking.… [more]
  • Offtopic Confessions

    Fitted suits
    I love well fitted suits. Well fitted suits are the most perfect clothing choice a man can choose. Just saying the words "well fitted suit" makes my panties disappear. True fact. ~.~… [more]
  • Revenge Confessions

    Once I razor bladed pages from a bible.~FIN~… [more]
  • Other Confessions

    I don't feel emotions like you
    I don't feel emotions the same way you or anyone else does. I don't understand how you love, hate, fear, or anything else. I can fake it with various results. So no, I don't love you and I never will. I'm not sorry either.  What I do know are hassles. As soon as your usefulness runs out, you're a hassle. I don't like hassles. Hassles make things not worth the effort.… [more]