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  • Men never win !

    Posted on: August 2nd, 2010 at 5:23AM

    Once a couple had one of their usual quarrels as a consequence of which all conversation between them stopped. Unfortunately the husband was to attend his office very early the next morning. So he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me up tomorrow at 5 am,' and kept it beside his wife's pillow. His wife read it and went to sleep. He woke up very late the next morning and got very angry. He looked ferociously at his wife, but she calmly pointed towards his pillow. Under his pillow he found a piece of paper.On it was written, Honey,"It's 5:00 AM. Wake up honeyy..." .. (Men never win) … [more]

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  • weight

    Posted on: June 25th, 2010 at 9:28AM

    Lady to the doctor over the phone. " Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribes me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can't get into it. " Doctor:" Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress." Lady: " Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car."… [more]

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  • Wonder Medicine

    Posted on: June 25th, 2010 at 9:34AM

    PATIENT: -DOCTOR I AM FEELING SEVER ITCHING, GIVES ME A MEDICINE PLEASE. DOCTOR: -TAKE THIS SLIP TO THE MEDICAL SHOP PATIENT:-IF I USE THIS MEDICINE, I CAN SOLVE THIS ITCHING. DOCTOR:-I GAVE THIS FOR GROWING YOUR NAILS FOR SCRATCHING… [more]

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  • You Have Got a MALE

    Posted on: August 2nd, 2010 at 4:54AM

    Little boy: Dad how was i born? Dad: Well,son ur mom and i got together at yahoo. we set up a date via E-Mail and Met in a cyber cafe. Ur mom agreed to "DOWNLOAD DATA" from my " PEN DRIVE ". Just when i was about to "TRANSFER", We realized non of us had "INSTALLED" a "FIREWALL" It was too late to hit "DELETE", nine months later a "POP-UP WINDOW" appeared saying "YOU HAVE GOT A MALE"… [more]

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