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Female , 51-55
Derbyshire UK

I am a middle-aged, liberal-minded, bohemian British woman who lives in Derbyshire with my husband Trevor and my cats Marrowfat and Luna. I write novels and eat organic vegetables.

Last Seen May 26, 2012
Member Since May 07, 2012
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  • 100% English
Vices Red wine, marijuana, sex
Politics Very Liberal
Horoscope Aries
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Music Anything except rap.
Movies
Local Time November 22nd, 11:02 AM

I Am a Dreamer and a Thinker

Real Estate  The initial viewing of Unit Three with its bucolic views across the Yorkshire countryside was, for Abigail, a religious experience.  She suddenly understood why some people lose control... [more]
  • I Want Public Nudity Laws To Be Rescinded

    My Secret Fetish The title of this blog entry is purposefully misleading but accurate nonetheless.  The plumbers came this morning to sort out our leaky toilet in the seldom used downstairs bathroom.  It transp… [more]
  • I Want Public Nudity Laws To Be Rescinded

    Money Spell When times get a little tough it always helps for me to weave a little magic into my life with a candle spell.  Desperately need an influx of extra cash to do the repairs on our roof so I lit some gr… [more]
  • I Am a Proud Weed Smoker

    My Secret Fetish The title of this blog entry is purposefully misleading but accurate nonetheless.  The plumbers came this morning to sort out our leaky toilet in the seldom used downstairs bathroom.  It transp… [more]
  • I Like Creative Writing

    Friends Reunited : A Short Story For twenty five years I have hated Jennifer Cox. I was fourteen the first time I had to stay behind in detention for writing on her desk with a black magic marker and from that day onwar… [more]
  • Funny Confessions

    Paper or Platic?
    The first time I bought food in an American supermarket the cashier posed the strange question "Paper or plastic?".  I thought she wanted to know if I'd be paying cash or credit card!… [more]
  • Family Confessions

    Why I hate my cousin
    In the end the only good thing that came out of her marriage was the opportunity to hyphenate her name and the claim to half her husband’s assets.  After that she had to embellish her rather prosaic existence with outlandishly expensive trifles; a Jo Malone perfumed candle, a discounted Prada handbag, an occasional bottle of Veuve Clicquot.  It was definitely a classic case of champagne taste on a beer budget.  But then, in 2007, she hit the jackpot when she was offered a lucrative and glamorous decorating job with an Italian home furnishing chain.  Her hitherto lacklustre vocation as an interior designer suddenly blossomed in to the kind of career she had always dreamed of and it was Club … [more]
  • Funny Confessions

    An Introduction
    This is my first 'confession' on EP.  I'm not sure if anyone will bother to listen to me or send their comments but I thought I'd start by giving you a list of my favourite and least favourite things.  This way you will get a snapshot of who I am and from here on in I can tell my stories.  I live in the Derbyshire Peak District, England, with my husband, Trevor, and my cats Marrowfat & Luna.  I have a grown-up son who lives in Washington and a teenage daughter at Leeds Uni.  I celebrate eccentricity of all kinds... Favourite things:   Firelighters, rain, Coronation Street, the green triangles in Quality Street, black coffee, Hello! magazine, creosote, hairy chests (but not hairy backs!), … [more]