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Member Since
Jan 09, 2012
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Heritage
- 100% Unknown
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Politics
Very Liberal
Horoscope
Aquarius
Special day
2-8
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Music
oldies
Movies
underground
Local Time
June 20th, 5:17 AM
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Computer Upgrade!
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.In addition, Wife 1...
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Experiences
Stories
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If My Body Was A Car...If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little du… [more]
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I Love the Outdoors and Nature
I Am That Second MouseTwo little mice fell into a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned, but the second mouse, he struggled so hard that he eventually churned that cream into butter and he walked out… [more] -
Doug’s SongWhat do tigers dream ofWhen they take a little tiger snooze?Do they dream of mauling zebrasOr Halle Berry in her cat women suit.Well don’t you worry your pretty ******** head… [more]
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I Always Try To Acheive My Dreams
Places I Have Been!I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with Someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no… [more]
Confessions
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"Morning Sex"She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about? "She explained, "The egg timer's broken." … [more]
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