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Male , 26-30
Dumfries and Galloway UK

I am awesome, in the same way a correctly tied shoe is when you are five.

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I Am An Atheist

Decided I am now 99.9% certain that there is no God, and if there was, then this God would not care at all... what I or any other inhabitant of this planet did, said or thought. I say 99.9 because no one can... [more]
Beats69 has shared 14 Mature Experiences
  • I Want to Make Public Nudity Legal

    Public Nudity Should Not Only Be Legal, But Mandatory! Think of this scenario... Where would a person hide a weapon or a bomb or drugs if they were naked? Nowhere hygienic or easily accessible... which means... Less crime! Just using this single angle alo… [more]
  • I Love a Good Massage

    I Love Giving Massages One of my favourite activities is to give a lady a long, thorough, sensuous massage... giving is a real turn on... recieving on the other hand makes me quite sleepy, unless she knows what she's d… [more]
  • I Wtk What Is Your Seduction Style

    Haha.......your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many. The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately.… [more]
  • I Want to Go Skinny Dipping

    I Semi-did It... 2 years ago, I was on holiday in the Mediterranean with my ex. I was wearing my tight tight tight black trunks which she really loved... (Because I have a great *** and well nevermind :)… [more]
  • Work Confessions

    I have work to do... But it ain't been' dun!
    All work no play makes **** a dull boy, all work no play makes $$$$ a dull boy, all work no play makes ££££ a dull boy.... 7 days of painful scraping through waves and waves of words and graphics and technicalities... One does dream of the simple life on an island in a distant ocean far far away from a land even further away from mine dreaded nemesis. It stares back at me with that balefully illuminated shape, a shape a small child could place but one of three objects in, one need not name that shape for it is before you, it is your window ino this world... Work and graphics and procrastination and need amalgamate, swirl into a tornado like hurricane of gale like proportions until all aroun… [more]
  • Embarrassing Confessions

    I've started touching my body a lot...
    I don't know why I do it. It mostly happens after I exercise. When I'm pumped even after a few hours, I can't help running my hands over my biceps or pecs or stomach and feeling how hard they are. Sometimes they're a bit sore and I massage those parts, but mostly I just feel them. When I'm home and chilling out, I may automatically start tensing and feeling my body... I hope nobody notices because I can imagine it looking slightly ...weird... When I've had months where I didn't exercise, those were the times I didn't touch myself.... I guess I must be just strange or obsessed or something.… [more]
  • I hate the things I don't understand...

    Posted on: April 5th, 2010 at 4:20PM

    Sometimes that seems like everything...   What is the point of doing half the things we do... We're so bloody inefficent as a species at times... Let me explain. It's taken me 12 years to learn how to be NORMAL. In my mid-teens I became a social outcast, then I became a loner, then I became aggresive and anti-social... None of those things were simple choices, I didn't just say, hey, I'm gonna become a loner, hmmm, sounds like fun! However, I DID choose to reject social norms. I didn't want to be like everyone else or do what everyone else did. So, as a 16 year old I gave up my college course because it sucked and I was being bullied by a little *****. So I quit. I quit contact with my f… [more]

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  • I feel

    Posted on: January 16th, 2011 at 12:42PM

    like RRRRRRRRrrrrrrrGGGGGGGRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!ahh much better.x… [more]

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