Female , 26-30

loud, argumentative, witty, funny, and emotional

Last Seen Jan 19
Member Since Dec 07, 2011
Favorite Quote nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels
  • 100% British
Vices smoking, drinking, internet
Horoscope Aquarius
Special day
Books time travellers wife, the second husband, godfathers
Music rock, indie, 60,s.. northern soul.. ska.. reggae.. awolnation
Movies RAIN MAN! , titanic, all godfathers
Local Time April 18th, 2:34 AM

I Love Jokes And Riddles

Jimmy Saville im wearing a tracksuit. gold chain cigar and blonde wig this year for halloween... that should keep the kids away [more]
becks86 has shared 9 Mature Experiences
  • I Love Jokes And Riddles

    Dogging went dogging with the wife the other day, by the time she had parked the car, everyone else had ****** off… [more]
  • I Hate My Mum

    Jackie Ambler in operable brain tumor?cancer?anorexia?still born half brother?why lie... jackie you sick sick ****...your fake profile on facebook gave me satisfaction but was b… [more]
  • I Smoke Too Much

    I Will Smoke Because I Bloody Well Want To... im 25 and have smoked since i was 11. i had my first *** when i was 9. when my mam found out she put a twenty deck infront of me and told me to smoke.. i smoked half a *** and said i couldnt go on, i … [more]
  • I Love Jokes And Riddles

    Awkward.. isnt it awkward when u send a message to the wrong person? the other day i wrote, "hey babe thinking of you makes my **** hard.. cant wait to sex u up all night, and sent it to my ten year old d… [more]
  • Other Confessions

    i pick my nose and put the bogies in my pocket!!its not really a secret my husband knows i no do it. i encourage the kids to do it so they dont wipe them on side of sofa/wall...if theres tissue to hand ill obviously use that but generally i just shove em in me pocket..… [more]
  • Health Confessions

    i stab my gums!
    i stab my gums and i dont know why.. iv done since my early teens. i use anything. my nails if there long enough, a knife, any sharp bits of stray plastic, anything with a sharp edge. i stick it in between the gaps of my teeth and push it till it bleeds.i have no idea why i do this. iv googled it befor and there are others that do it. my husband thinks its a form of self abuse, which to me is ridiculous.. he tries to prize whatever instrument i am stabbing with from me so i dont do it, but i find something else. i dont always do it, i do it subconciesly.. the pressure as the sharp bit pierces my gum is what attracts me i think..i have nice teeth but i am worried if i carry on my gums will re… [more]