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I Know Homosexuals Are Not Going To Hell

There Not Going To Hell Posted 10/30/2012

Cos there all going to heaven which is a gay night club in london. [more]

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I Love Jokes And Riddles

An Interesting Ice Breaker Posted 1/26/2012
In my late teens a friend of mine had tatooed on his penis YOURE NAME we would go to parties gatherings etc he would find the girl with the most uncommon name and say ive got youre name on my **** th… [more]

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How To Avoid Jury Service Posted 1/25/2012
Last summer i received letter informing me i was to serve on jury.My housemates kept on about how it was nigh impossible to get out of me thinks ah a challenge the following are points from the letter… [more]

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A Kids Homework Exercise A Story With A Moral Posted 1/24/2012
TEACHER TELLS KIDS WITH HELP OF FAMILY WRITE SHORT STORY WITH A MORAL TO IT.NEXT DAY FIRST CHILD SAYS I LIVE ION FAARM MISS ONE DAY WE HAD ALL EGGS IN CONTAINER ON FRONT SEAT ON WAYTO MARKET AND HIT A… [more]

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The Proffesors Long Lecture Posted 4/2/2012
Midway through an extremely long and boring lecture the prof looked at his wrist and apologised hed forgotten his watch.Someone at back of theatre said loudly there is a calender on the wall behind yo… [more]

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IM A COMPLETELY USELESS MECHANIC
BEING ABSOLUTELY USELESS WITH CAR MECHANICS I LIKE SO MANY HAVE TO PLACE MY TRUSTIN THE MAIN DEALER RECENTLY AFTER SOME TROUBLE A VERY SMUG LOOKING MECHANIC PRESENTING ME MY KEYS SAYING SIMPLE **** IN THE CARBURETTOR I STILL CANT FIND THAT IN THE MANUAL GOD KOWS HOW MANY TIMES IM MEANT TO DO THAT SO SADLY BACK TO MAIN DEALER FOR ME.IS IT REALLY TO MUCH TO ASK THAT THESE MANUALS ARE MUCH CLEARER.… [more]

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My epileptic goldfish
recently took my goldfish to vet,i was worried was suffering from epilepsy.the vet looked in bowl and said hes finec,ant beleive he didnt even bother to take him out of bowl.… [more]

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THE CIRCUMCISSION CLINIC
A new shop recently opened close to my home lovely bunches of flowers in window.I entered aand asked to buy some flowers when the women informed me .sir this is a circumcission clinic not a florist.i asked why have you got flowers in window then,she replied sir what do you suggest we put in there then.… [more]

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More circumspective.
at university my first essay was returned with comment from tutor SEE ME you need to be circumspective.I sent note back saying if you think youre trimming my foreskin because my essay was bad you can shove youre course.Hey sweping these roads is not such a badjob poorly paid and cold i no but at least if you miss a bit theydont threaten you with genital surgery.… [more]

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