Female , 26-30

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Member Since Dec 13, 2013
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I Am Confused

Isn't it strange when guys say the opposite of what they think? And even stranger when it works? Why don't all guys realize that throwing fake compliments and trying to flatter is corny? But then... [more]
  • I Am American

    Everyone is proud to be American! Don't get me wrong- I'm not against it. I've just never understood being proud of things you can't control. Am I proud I'm a female? No, I like it just fine. But I'm … [more]
  • I Am Sarcastic

    People have told me that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit...I don't mind being down here at the bottom though!… [more]
  • I Have Never Had An S T D

    Lol just so everyone knows I guess.... Wouldn't it be great if they gave cards out. You renew them more often depending on age and gender lol. In 50 years you'll leave the club with a random (don't ju… [more]
  • I Have a Dog

    Anything your dog can do mine can do better! As long as they're asleep. Ooo! Or grunting! Or his very best trick- stealing my food. Anyone need a diet coach?… [more]