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I Think Carnivorous Is Awesome

I Think, Carnivorous... sucks :)And thank you, EP.While there's something to be said for brevity, this entry is too short to be of help to others. Please add some more detail. [more]
CarnivorouS has shared 85 Mature Experiences
  • I Am A Poet

    This Is Not A Sonnet Your yellowish words,Like puke on my shoes.You have refusedTo let the birdsPeck out the headlinesOn our newspapers.Their appearanceIs like dirty diaper pi… [more]
  • I Am A Poet

    Nameless Hi, everyone. My poetry never has titles, unless it's published, and I have to invent one for it.Anyway. This is my most recent work, and I'd like to receive some feedback, please.Thank yo… [more]
  • I Love Creepy Songs

    Brainbombs - Jack The Ripper Lover … [more]
  • I Have No Soul

    Advanced Trolling For Starters … [more]
  • Embarrassing Confessions

    I love you all
    I smashed a party today.Though, I was being invited,So I actually didn't.I know I have a headache,But I don't feel it.I was sitting betweenA lesbian and a gay.Someone broke a glassWithout craving for it.The waiter was ok with it.The bar was supposedTo close at six.But we begged the managerAnd he closed it at seven.She liked my T-shirt,But she's a lesbian.I don't know the meaningOf the symbol on it.I wear a maskWhich I cannot take off.Artificial respirationDepends on it.… [more]
  • Love Confessions

    Now for real...
    I know I'm choosing the sissy way now, but I need to get it off my chest...So here I am, a young male human seeing no future in front of me.I am not talking in metaphores and silly statements now, because I had an epiphanous moment.Another scar...I met a girl a year ago, we fell in love and all the usual crap. Then **** started going on, as it always does, and I decided to disappear.Nevertheless, she's been so nice, and she's been telling the usual things, like "I love you" and "I will never love anyone other than you".I am so not accustomed to people being liars, but face it, they are.I got over the **** that pushed me off our relationship, and I wanted to go on with her, but the first thin… [more]
  • Other Confessions

    A tent turned inside-out
    I had been counting clouds in the sky, and, when my mum looked like Stalin, I spun a rattle in my hand.Sometimes, you're putting on the Emperor's clothes, and mice follow you to the depths of the Pacific.Some even get stuck in your pubic hair, because of being fascinated by the ruins of Atlantis.And, when you are overwhelmed by hunger, and your stomach is lying under the hot dunes of the Sahara, you follow a hot dog recipe written on a scroll from the Alexandria Library.… [more]
  • Family Confessions

    Whining to get it off my chest
    I am so sick of trying to do my best and staying calm and all that...One of my personalities is a sociopath, and it takes a lot of effort to subdue him, but people always shoot me off the balance, especially my parents.I tried not to bother them with smoking inside our apartment, so I always went out to the backyard if I wanted to have a cigarette, and that happened like 10 times a day at maximum. But even that was not enough for them. Now they have closed the back door to the yard, and I have to put on all my clothes and spend 30 minutes or more just to have a smoke.Life is hard as it is and smoking was my way of hiding somewhere, where there's no people around, so that I could be by myself… [more]