Male , 46-50

If I was in a field of horses, I'd be the zebra. If I was in a field of zebras, I'd be the horse. If I was in a field of humans, I'd be ME. Aah I'm just a big softie who wants a hug all the time. Got a real childlike SOH quite mischivious but would NEVER play a prank that would offend. I'm quick to get annoyed but equally quick to forgive. I DONT hold grudges. Many nasty things can be said in a moment of anger. When I'm NOT craving a hug or having a laugh my serious side is pretty assertive. I'm a trained security guy and now going to get back into it. My last job which I HATED (boring boring warehouse( finished because I walked out Feb 2011. Savings have now all but run out so hope to get back into the security game. I always laugh WITH ppl but never ever AT them. I HATE bullies and WILL kick off verbally or physically if threatened. Wouldn't hurt a fly who didn't want to hurt me first. Every ELSE says I look a hard case on the outside but a right softie within. They are probably right but I'm only defensive if I don't know anyone. I'm in 100% friendly mode on here which is great as I hate having my guard up. I LOVE hearing from new ppl ESPECIALLY those with a GSOH..WOW I'd better come up for some breath now LOL

Last Seen Jan 19, 2013
Member Since Feb 21, 2012
Favorite Quote Theres good in everyone if you search hard enough
  • 100% British
Vices swear too much
Politics Moderate
Horoscope Taurus
Special day
Books not a big reader
Music ballads mainly
Movies titanic
Local Time July 29th, 6:09 PM

I Love to Share a Laugh

My Camping Experience I was a magnet for dating disasters in my youth (see my other stories) In fact its a wonder how I ever broke my virginity (that was a laugh too) let alone fathered a son. My one escape in those days... [more]
chattychap087 has shared 2 Mature Experiences
  • I Love Cats

    Why Are There More Female Cat Lovers Than Male? I have to admit I like ALL animals. Even dangerous predators like crocodiles ect (Not their fault) I have kept birds and huge dogs I have rescued Last year I could not resist picking out two female ki… [more]
  • I Tried Online Dating

    My Dating Disasters I always mess up on dates so now I really can't be arsed with it all. Nobody screws up more than me. Listen to this My problem was I listened to the "experts" 1) pay her compliments… [more]
  • I Have No Real Friends and Few Family

    Single Women Just Don't Get Me :( Theres three essential absolutely ESSENTIAL things I look for in the opposite sex. HUGS, LAUGHTER and plenty of TALKING. This is the¬†foundation that must be in place for any relationship to develop f… [more]
  • I Am Not Here For Sex

    Whatever Happened To Friendship First?? Whatever happened to friendship??? It seems everyone wants to bed eachother soo quickly. Wouldn't sex be better if you knew the person well and felt totally relaxed with them?? Well I may be single an… [more]