Male , 18-21
Feeling hopeful

I'm fairly boring despite the absurd history of my family. I just ramble on about random things. One must wonder why anyone would bother to watch me natter on about gnomes and the mating rituals of slugs and whatnot, while often breaking down into pure gibberish. See? I wasted several moments of your life, just now. Moments you could have spent eating cake, or having a baby, or observing the mating rituals of slugs.

Last Seen 1 day ago
Member Since Jul 03, 2011
Favorite Quote
  • a little Canadian
  • and a little Scottish
  • and a little American
  • and a little Native American (Cherokee)
  • and a little German
  • and a little British
  • and a little Unknown
  • and 100% *** Other ***
Vices Can\'t be bothered to think about it. (Apathy, likely many others)
Special day
Local Time July 5th, 10:28 AM

I Want to Share 100 Things About Me

Wow, I Did It. I didn't even think there were this many things about me. 1. I don't eat as much as I probably should. 2. I don't sleep as much as I probably should. 3. I think more than I... [more]
CynicalWhimsicality has shared 9 Mature Experiences
  • I Was Mistaken For a Girl

    Conspiracy! I think I've always been rather feminine. Long eyelashes seem to be inherent in the┬ámales of my family. My hair and nails also grow unnaturally fast and long for some reason. My family says that they… [more]
  • I Have Long Nails

    Why Must It Always Be A Problem? I have been told repeatedly that many women would covet my nails and the speed at which they grow. Although the appearance of my nails doesn't matter to me, they're quite useful (for ope… [more]
  • I Talk to Myself

    I Barely Even Notice It just... happens, I guess. Sometimes I just suddenly realize that I've been talking to myself for several minutes. Oh, and apparently I consider myself to be more than one person, as I often refer t… [more]
  • I Feel Trapped

    Incompatible With Myself First, I'm not suicidal, or even that uncomfortable with my appearance. It's not really that simple. When I was a kid, I only ever had a handful of friends at a time. Some would move away,… [more]