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I should have gotten a PhD in Internet Cartography so I could map out this fucking mess of a website.
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Member Since Jun 07, 2013
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DoctorBastardo has shared 5 Mature Experiences
December 28, 2007 I'm alive today because my apartment door was unlocked. A friend of mine who hadn't heard from me in a couple days and stopped by. The rule with my place has always been if the door is unlocked, co… [more]
[Working Title] That moment when the desire becomes overwhelming, when a kiss starts an absolute need for more intimate physical contact. Conscious thought stops and animal instincts take over as gentle kissing and … [more]
More Than One, Sadly. I've lost two people to suicide in the last year, however I'm going to write this about the most difficult suicide I had to work through. In 2010 my ex-girlfriend committed suicide and she named me … [more]
I'm Tired Of Sleeping Alone I don't even sleep in my bed anymore. It's too big, too empty. Too cold. Not that I actually sleep anyway. I've had one good night's sleep in the last month. The rest of it has been a glorifi… [more]
The DichotomyI don't want to die, but I can't keep on living like this. There's no third option. I can't make someone hire me. I can't make the people who owe me favors or money return said favors or money. I have to be out of my house by 30 September cos I can't afford the rent any more. This sucks. … [more]
To The Nerd Thigh TrollDear Nerd Thigh Troll,You freaking tosser. I vacate the site for a month and within an hour you've got me ready to pull another disappearing act. I've blocked no less than five of your sock puppet accounts inside of an hour. Get a life, or at the very least get a new routine. Given the opportunity, I'd break your fingers and your jaw (just in case you decided to use dictation software) so you'd have six to eight weeks to come up with new material and I'd have six to eight weeks to enjoy EP Q&A without your moronic 'contributions' to the site. Yours truly,Dr. Darius Bastardo… [more]
Zoosk...You Need To Get Better ModelsSeriously. You keep showing these ads of "This or this" with photos of two so-so looking girls. I say 'so-so looking' because, to be honest, they kind of have that whole "I'd look like Edward James Olmos if I washed off the twelve pounds of makeup I'm wearing right now" look about them. … [more]