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DoctorBastardo has shared 5 Mature Experiences
December 28, 2007 I'm alive today because my apartment door was unlocked. A friend of mine who hadn't heard from me in a couple days and stopped by. The rule with my place has always been if the door is unlocked, co… [more]
I'm Tired Of Sleeping Alone I don't even sleep in my bed anymore. It's too big, too empty. Too cold. Not that I actually sleep anyway. I've had one good night's sleep in the last month. The rest of it has been a glorifi… [more]
More Than One, Sadly. I've lost two people to suicide in the last year, however I'm going to write this about the most difficult suicide I had to work through. In 2010 my ex-girlfriend committed suicide and she named me … [more]
[Working Title] That moment when the desire becomes overwhelming, when a kiss starts an absolute need for more intimate physical contact. Conscious thought stops and animal instincts take over as gentle kissing and … [more]
The DichotomyI don't want to die, but I can't keep on living like this. There's no third option. I can't make someone hire me. I can't make the people who owe me favors or money return said favors or money. I have to be out of my house by 30 September cos I can't afford the rent any more. This sucks. … [more]
A "big girl?" Seriously?391 pounds and you consider yourself "big." And you're happy with it. And you'd like to gain more weight. Okay... I won't judge you for your lifestyle, but 391 pounds isn't "big.". 391 pounds is morbidly obese. 391 pounds is two of me plus the weight of my digital audio workstation. 391 pounds exceeds the weight limit on several motorbikes I've ridden. I'm all for a person doing what they want to do, but seriously, think about your health. You shouldn't wheeze when you walk across your apartment to the toilet.… [more]
So when someone says they want to lose weight and...An adherent of a religion says to them, "god made you perfect as you are," is that just the religious way of saying "I'm too lazy to work out and/or too set in my ways to alter my diet?"I mean...that's what I ultimately end up seeing when I read "god made you perfect as you are." … [more]
To The Nerd Thigh TrollDear Nerd Thigh Troll,You freaking tosser. I vacate the site for a month and within an hour you've got me ready to pull another disappearing act. I've blocked no less than five of your sock puppet accounts inside of an hour. Get a life, or at the very least get a new routine. Given the opportunity, I'd break your fingers and your jaw (just in case you decided to use dictation software) so you'd have six to eight weeks to come up with new material and I'd have six to eight weeks to enjoy EP Q&A without your moronic 'contributions' to the site. Yours truly,Dr. Darius Bastardo… [more]