Male , 46-50

Last Seen Feb 16, 2013
Member Since Jan 02, 2013
Favorite Quote No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
  • 100% English
Vices Red wine, fresh bread and blue cheese
Politics Very Liberal
Horoscope Capricorn
Special day 8-4
Books Dick Francis, Lee Child
Music Ballards
Movies Animal House, blazing Saddles
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I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Some Useful Metaphors Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a thigh master. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like... [more]
  • I Have a College Degree (am a College Graduate)

    A Doctor's Conundrum Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was not … [more]
  • I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

    How To Give A Cat A Pill. 1.Pick up the cat, and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of the cat's mouth, and gently apply pressure to the cheeks whil… [more]
  • I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

    At My Time Of Life You Need To Watch The Pennies. At the sex therapist's An elderly man and woman, both in their 70's, walk into a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will y… [more]
  • I Love to Share a Laugh

    London Lawyer V Glasgow Cop A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a bette… [more]