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Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a thigh master.
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like...
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I Have a College Degree (am a College Graduate)
A Doctor's ConundrumTwo doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was not … [more] -
At My Time Of Life You Need To Watch The Pennies.At the sex therapist's An elderly man and woman, both in their 70's, walk into a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will y… [more]
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How To Give A Cat A Pill.1.Pick up the cat, and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of the cat's mouth, and gently apply pressure to the cheeks whil… [more]
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ParaprosdokiansParaprosdokians Paraprosdokians: (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. … [more]
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About dr3979
Bit of a nutjob
Location
Wooburn Green, Buckinghamshire, UK
Member
Since Jan 02, 2013
Quote
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Special Day
August 4th 
Occupation
School teacher
Horoscope
Capricorn
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