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I'm a fat guy... I'm 26... There's that... Anything else, just ask and ye shall be granted knowledge.

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Member Since Nov 01, 2007
Favorite Quote When you\'re in love, the odds say you won\'t succeed... If you\'re truly in love, you\'ll like those odds
Heritage
  • 100% American
  • and a little English
  • and a little Cornish
  • and a little Scottish
  • and a little German
  • and a little Dutch
  • and a little Polish
  • and a little Swedish
Vices Food, Drink, Good Times, Applause, Gambling
Politics Liberal
Horoscope Aquarius
Special day 2-11
Books Too many to name... I recreationally read
Music I\'m eclectic
Movies Once again, way too many to name
Local Time June 30th, 8:50 PM

I Have a Confession

I've always been someone who's used words and language to connect with some people. But whenever I think of her and speak to her... The words aren't really necessary... [more]
drcynic has shared 203 Mature Experiences
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  • I Want to Set the Record For Most Comments On One Story

    Let's Do This! Ask me questions or something, I don't care! 1st Person (Besides Me) to break the record will get an EP gift!… [more]
  • I Know a Real Sad Lovestory

    Once Upon a Time... There was a boy and a girl. They met in the sixth grade, and became fast friends. The boy was a popular kid, although kind of eccentric, but went out of his way to make everyone laugh. The girl was… [more]
  • I've Realized...

    Posted on: July 21st, 2009 at 7:45PM

    That after being under general anesthetic, it's too hard to cook. So, I've called for a pizza instead.… [more]

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  • 2nd Decree

    Posted on: January 2nd, 2009 at 3:54PM

    As Lord Soverign King of EP and Emperor of Pittsburgh, I hereby decree that today is tell your secret crush how you feel about them day. Whomever, wherever. If you've got an EP crush and you haven't told them, then you are now hereby decreed to do so. Whether it's a serious or a flirty one, you tell them. Those that don't will have disappointed me.… [more]

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  • State and Capital Studyguide for Maydaybandit... (Includes Biases)

    Posted on: January 29th, 2010 at 4:13PM

    Given that you're from Australia, this can be tricky. However, there's a song I'll teach you to remember them in order. For now, you get this. States and state capitals.Alabama (Capital: Montgomery) - Alabama is one of those southern states, so let's never go there.Alaska (Capital: Juneau) - It's the largest state. It's capital is pronounced like that movie with Ellen Page where she's having the baby... This state gave us Sarah Palin and it's cold, so, let's never go.Arizona (Capital: Phoenix) - This place is hot... So, you might like it... But I'd hate it.Arkansas (Capital: Little Rock) - Oy vey, another southern state. However Bill Clinton and Dale Bumpers came from here (Clinton was the m… [more]

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  • To You: The Anniversary :)

    Posted on: November 15th, 2009 at 2:49AM

    Now, I did mark this as public, but it's really only intended for one person. Those that read this may find or think whatever they want out of it. I don't really care. Knock me for it. Like it. Whatever.... It's not for you, but I appreciate comments from the peanut gallery on the writing, so it's all good. Anyway........ So, it's another Anniversary for us. I promised at one year I'd stop counting them like this. HAHA. I don't know if you want your first name shared, so I'll use your EP first name, ok, Mayday? Mytime with you has been truly incredible. Words, not even words from a mouth as active as mine, could describe in short sentences how I love you. You've looked past all my flaws to l… [more]

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