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Male , 61-65
IL USA

Last Seen Jan 15, 2013
Member Since Aug 08, 2012
Favorite Quote I don't belong to any organized political party. I'm a Democrat.
Heritage
  • a little German
  • and a little Irish
  • and a little English
  • and 100% American
Vices smoking
Politics Very Liberal
Horoscope
Special day
Books just about anything w/ words
Music Orchestral Metal, Classical, Classic Rock
Movies Up Periscope, Flight of the Phoenix (w/ Jimmy Stewart) , House of Sand and Fog
Local Time December 26th, 7:47 PM

I Love Jokes And Riddles

World Of Warcraft - A True Story. I was watching my son play World of Warcraft. His group was in the middle of a huge battle. I swung the keyboard around and typed: "Hey, guys. Does this armor make my axe look big?" [more]
Edward51 has shared 3 Mature Experiences
  • I Am Ticklish

    Just One Place I'm only ticklish in one place, and only my wife knows where. She's extremely ticklish. I never tickle her because she has no way to fight back.… [more]
  • I Love Jokes And Riddles

    Another Bar Joke A man walks into a bar. He's naked, covered with scrapes and bruises, walking with a limp, and has a duck on his head. The bartender asks, "Bob, what in the world happened to you?"… [more]
  • I Love Fishing

    Fishing With Grandchildren The first time I took my grandchildren fishing, they were 5 and 8. We went to a pond where I knew we could at least catch some bluegills, mostly in the 3 to 5 inch range. (Quantity over quality.) We h… [more]
  • I Am a Democrat

    A Voice For Sanity I am a democrat because I oppose nearly everything the Republicans stand for. I don't understand the Republican base cheering for things that are clearly not in their interest. Eliminating Planned … [more]