Female , 26-30

Last Seen Apr 20, 2011
Member Since Mar 24, 2011
Favorite Quote if you dont know where you are going, any road will take you there
  • 100% American
  • and 100% Bavarian
Vices drinking, apathy
Politics Conservative
Horoscope Gemini
Special day
Local Time April 26th, 3:35 AM

I Need a Good Massage

Cancelled Today:( i get a massage either every thursday or every other thursday. my friend and i take turns paying, this week i was looking forward to him paying. yesterday he infomed me that he has a cold and wasnt... [more]
funnygirl527 has shared 7 Mature Experiences
  • I Am Leaving a Sexless Marriage

    9 Months Apart i met my husband in college, i knew the first hour of the first date that i was going to marry him. my family met him within a few weeks and also loved him. we were both working and going to school;he… [more]
  • I Don't Like Eating Infront of People

    Please Dont Watch Me i feel like people are focusing on my mouth when im eating in public. i have a partially numb lip, i have not had feeling there since i was around 12 years old. i have no possible way of knowing if i … [more]
  • I Am Bisexual

    Workplace Woes I've always been attracted to women, mainly friends or people ive partied with. Ive had a few encounters, less than i would like. I work in the construction industry, only female in my shop. Doi… [more]
  • I Love Soft Pretzels

    Miss Them i have not had a soft pretzel in months, i have been doing a low carb diet. i really really love and miss them. my next diet cheat day i will surely be at the mall eating a soft pretzel… [more]
  • Funny Confessions

    right now
    if i could do anythign in the world RIGHT NOW, it would be eat a waffle and take a nap… [more]
  • Venting Confessions

    just get over
    i really hate this expression, i rarely maybe never tell someone to "get over" something that i said or did to them. Obviously i upset you and i care about you enough that i dont want to make it any worse. When someone i care about tells me to get over something i usually have much more animosity towards the situation or person that wronged me… [more]
  • Work Confessions

    i think i can
    on my long days at work i always have to have a pep talk with myself.... its 2pm, only 9 hours of work left to go! im doing think i can, i think i can… [more]
  • Venting Confessions

    text from him
    he said " on top of all the bullshit you have put me thorugh, i still care about you want want to be with you" wtf? i put up with so much just being your friend. you have more baggage than a 747, two kids by two different moms, a pyscho girl friend that stalks your every move, no permanent place to live, no car… [more]