Female , 26-30
Jelousy is a disease... get well soon bitches

Hi, i\'m Gemma, a fun loving 20something girl living in England with my gorgeous fiance and our little girl. I love drunken nights out, cosy nights in and having a great time :D

Last Seen Sep 14, 2013
Member Since Nov 21, 2011
Favorite Quote \'Gemz has one of the qualities i admire in a person, she says it as it is. So its no coincidence the ones whom dislike her so are arsegrapes.\' Olafsen
  • 100% English
Vices Loud music shopping, alcohol and my partner. Fun :-D
Horoscope Aquarius
Special day
Books I only read kids books lol
Music I listen to all kinds really... except classical and old stuff :-P
Local Time May 6th, 2:54 AM

I Quit Smoking

Done =D I smoked my last cig 20 weeks ago today. Thats the longest time Ive stopped since I started smoking at 13.... and I love it =D I used to smoke almost 2 packs a day... thats a hell of a lot... [more]
Gemzaayy has shared 48 Mature Experiences
  • I Want to Improve the Experience Project

    Flagging Pedo's And Other S3x Offenders OK I have recently flagged 2 child molesters. One is making a big deal about how he loves 10-12 year old boys and doesnt see anything wrong with it, the other is asking for a 15 year old girl to… [more]
  • I Love Jokes And Riddles

    Things You Can Only Say At Christmas 1: I prefer breasts to legs.2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!5: I've neve… [more]
  • I Hate When People Chew Loudly

    Puts Me Off My Food OK I know it's not the biggest problem in the world but come on! Why do some people squelch and chew so fcking loudly? It makes me feel sick lol. I chew everything quietly, well e… [more]
  • I Got My Belly Button Pierced

    Ages Ago I had mine done for my 16th birthday, you're allowed here if you have parents permission and after nagging my mum for months (even threatened to do it myself if she didn't let me :o ) she agreed. Havi… [more]
  • Embarrassing Confessions

    OK this morning I got really scared :OIm a stay at home mum and I dropped my daughter off at school today in my (hired but hey) almost new BMW and went to the gym.....And then when I was leaving I got a really horrible thoughtIm scared Im turning into one of those bloody middle class yummy mummys :-((((((((((I'll be on bloody Mumsnet next talking bout me effing cupcakes :OSoooo I wound the windows down turned the stereo UP and blasted Nicki MinajSorted LOL… [more]
  • Health Confessions

    How long is this gonna go on?
    Okays... 29th day without a cig... went through yesterday like a dream and felt sooo proud of meselfThen today BANG Im fighting one huge craveing after anotherI cant thinkI cant concentrateIm clumsyIm grumpyIm cryingWorse than just after I quit :-((((((((((((((I really dont know how long Im gonna be able to keep this up...... I dont wanna start again REALLY I dont but ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHH… [more]
  • Venting Confessions

    Fcking Royal Fail
    So I get a note in the post that theres a parcel for me but there isnt enough stamps on it. When i get it and pay TWO FCKING POUNDS inc a FINE for ME its a tiny envelope with TWO FCKING FIRST CLASS STAMPS ON. How in the name of FCK is that justified?GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR… [more]
  • Health Confessions

    Oh grrrr I need a smoke
    I quit smoking nearly 4 weeks ago... well I aint had one in that long and its been up and down but I got throughBUTToday Im looking after my daughter and my sisters girls too. Im struggling. Theyre good kids its nothing theyre doing... its just doing my head in... all I can think bout is having a cigGRRRRRRRRMy tummy is in a knot and I cant get the damn cigs out of my head :-((((I know i wont have one cause Ive got 3 witnesses ere but I thought I was over the bloody craveings*growls*Just letting off steam… [more]