I am going to leave behind a legacy. That way when I'm actually gone people will remember me for that instead of what it was or wasn't I could offer them. The things I had or didn't have. The time they spent or didn't spend with me. The...
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
Q: What's Mozart doing right now??
Q: What is a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q: How do you go to a $0.45 rock concert?
A: See 50 Cent featuring...
My husband sleeps in till the early afternoon, helps out around the house maybe once a week. We have a daughter who is almost one and I'm always the one getting her ready for the day, changing her diapers, and feeding her meals. I'm...
I didn't join EP years ago to be an asshole. I didn't rejoin EP to change that mantra either. I'm just here to have some fun and write stories like I used too back in the day when I was way younger lol.