Male , 41-45
Feeling thoughtful
8600ish hours and counting until my age becomes the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything.


Last Seen 1 day ago
Member Since Jun 22, 2012
Favorite Quote If you don\'t do it this year, you\'ll be another year older when you do.
  • a little Polish
  • and a little Swedish
  • and 100% American
Vices smoking, drinking and trusting people until I have a reason not to, and sometimes after I have a reason not to
Politics Moderate
Special day 6-9
Books Terry Pratchett, Donald Miller
Music classic rock
Movies Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles
Local Time July 5th, 9:57 PM

I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

Hello: Hello: I do not use names to include my own in my stories. So far, every story I posted on E.P. is true to the best of my recollection. If I ever decide to post fiction, I will clearly label it... [more]
gingershuman has shared 18 Mature Experiences
  • I Got Spanked As a Kid

    The Worst Spanking I Ever Received And The Worst Spanking I Ever Gave The worst spanking I ever received: I was about 8. A friend and I were hanging out in church, waiting for sunday school to start. For some silly reason, my friend and I were looking through a floor gr… [more]
  • I Gave My Child A Birthday Spankings

    Subisitute Birthday Spankings It was my 24th birthday. I was in the Navy at the time and my ship was leaving for a 6 month deployment the next day. I had the day off. My wife, my step-son and myself were enjoying the day together … [more]
  • I Love Birthday Spankings

    Giving The Spankings It was May 1996. I was engaged. I mentioned to my fiance the idea of me giving her daughter birthday spankings. He daughter was about to turn 12. My fiance's reply: "Don't you think she's too old for … [more]
  • I Witnessed Others Getting Spankings When I Was Growing Up

    Spanked At Gettysburg Cemetary When I was 11 or somewhere around there, my family took a vacation to Gettysburg Pennsylvania. As part fo the trip, we took a tour of the Gettysburg Cemetary, the site of Liclon's famous "Gettysburg A… [more]