Male , 51-55

homeless, bigot, homophobe, chronic unemployed, and hater. I love hot dogs, mostly wiener dogs hot off the grill. worst tasting dog, poodle, there is a reason their name has poo in it OMG I've had maggot stew with what ever else I could find to throw in including half eaten sandwiches that marinated in the dumpster for days that tasted better than any poo dle. what else about me, well let's see, umm, oh, ok, there was one thing that kept me out of collage, that was that high school thingy. I hate people that say "it's all good" you stupid @$$ holes, are ya f-n blind, it ain't all good! And then there are those that think their brilliant philosophers when they plagiarize a drunken pot bellied redneck and say "it is what it is" OMG your so deep! well no f-n $h1t Sherlock, even counterfeit plagiarizing, inarticulate, phony failure that would stoop so low as to actually feel pride every time they can slip that line into a conversation. oh, and while I'm at it, I know I'm an uneducated waste of skin but you make me want to squish your face with a grapefruit every time you say conversate, I challenge you to find that word in any dictionary, say something like, oh,umm, oh how about converse, or maybe talk, now those words are both available' even in the English dictionary for stupids. And I love candle lit dinners by the fireplace and long walks on the beach with my special girl ( Well if I had a special girl.) holding hands. My biggest wish is for peace on earth, that we could all just getting along and our youngsters would just say no. I'm considered a romantic kinda guy, if I think she's gunna put out later I'll spoil her with a couple items from the Mc99 cent menu, a front row seat at the tractor pulls and a cheap beer at Rory Bobs suck-n suds and gourmet beastro. that's just me so line up ladies. By the way I firmly back the catch and release rule, sorry.

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Member Since Aug 29, 2012
Favorite Quote let he who is with out sin cast the first stone.
  • 100% American
Vices life, love and fast ponies.
Horoscope Capricorn
Special day
Books Webster dictionary.
Music old $hit country & rock.
Movies the American pie saga.
Local Time March 26th, 6:14 PM

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