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And Then The Fight Started ...
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started....
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Customer ServiceThis is a TRUE story ! A friend of mine runs a lingerie business on-line. Some time back she had a customer just before Christmas who purchased a basque. It turned out to be to… [more]
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The Organs Had An Argument ...One day the organs of the body had an argument. "I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," … [more]
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Elementary, My Dear Watson ...Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithfu… [more]
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Are You A Cat Lover ?We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the fe… [more]
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Why am I "The Hampshire Haystack"Well, I'm originallly from Southampton, Hampshire 9and nowadays live back there.) Back 25 years ago I used to referee football (soccer) at local parks level and was a member of my local London Referees Society. In those days I weighed aver 20 stone (280lbs)We played a match against another local Society and, in his match report next month the Mag Editor said "The Hampshire Haystack was there, acting as the main stand." The name stuck and for a long time I was known by that nickname in our circle, even though I actually slimmed down to 15.1/2 stone (220 lbs) - a weight I remain at 20+ years later. I even wrote articles under that pseudonym.So anyone associated with football refereeing in Lond… [more]
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About HampshireHaystack
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Since May 04, 2012
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Your Friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaitances will know you in a thousand years
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Retired
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