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Last Seen Nov 12, 2012
Member Since May 04, 2012
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I Love Jokes And Riddles

And Then The Fight Started ... My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started.... [more]
  • I Love Jokes And Riddles

    Customer Service This is a TRUE story ! A friend of mine runs a lingerie business on-line. Some time back she had a customer just before Christmas who purchased a basque. It turned out to be to… [more]
  • I Love Jokes And Riddles

    The Organs Had An Argument ... One day the organs of the body had an argument. "I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," … [more]
  • I Love Jokes And Riddles

    Elementary, My Dear Watson ... Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithfu… [more]
  • I Love Jokes And Riddles

    Why Worry ? In life, there are but two things to worry aboutIf you're rich or if you're poorIf you're rich, you have nothing to worry aboutIf you're poor, you have only two things to worry about… [more]