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The first panacea for a mismanaged nation is inflation of the currency; the second is war. Both bring a temporary prosperity; both bring a p

Last Seen Nov 6, 2014
Member Since Jul 07, 2010
Favorite Quote Don\'t make someone a priority, if they only see you as an option
  • 100% American
  • and a little Irish
  • and a little Singaporean
  • and a little Gabonian
Vices Women, chocolate milk, alien invaders
Politics Liberal
Horoscope Pisces
Special day
Books True life documentaries
Music Anything that is good
Movies Cult classics for sure!
Local Time April 25th, 7:07 AM

I Think I Am a Good Listener

Can You Hear Me? How About Now? You often read about/hear stories about how "if communication was just a bit better, all of this could've been avoided". I find solace in those words because they resonate within my personal life as... [more]
idlewatcher has shared 4 Mature Experiences
  • I 've Been In Love And Betrayed

    Worst Feeling Ever... Back many moons ago while still in college, I was in a 5 1/2 year long relationship with a woman who upon first meeting, had a 10 month old little girl named Madeleine. After six months of dating, sh… [more]
  • I Love Jokes And Riddles

    Senior Citizen Joke BEST SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE EVERA  little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and  says, "Please come overhere and help me. I  have a killer jigsaw… [more]
  • I Was Kidnapped As A Kid

    Kidnapped As A Kid! When I was seven years old, my folks went out into the neighborhood house-hunting. My older brother was supposed to be the babysitter, unfortunately, he didn't manage to do such a good job. I went i… [more]
  • I Have A Relationship Dilemma

    All Ideas Needed! Hello and thank you for reading. I have a friend named Donna. Donna is a young woman who is just getting herself situated in her first year of college after having graduated from high sch… [more]
  • Embarrassing Confessions

    So yesterday I walk out to my car...
    from my office and there is a bird that is sitting next to my front tire. 9 times out of 10, if you walk upon a bird, the bird will fly away instantaneously. However, this bird just sat there. So I got up pretty close to it and noticed that it's neck looked slashed. Growing up an animal lover, I thought this bird needed some medical help. So I went back up to my office and got a box that I could put this hurt bird in. When I went to catch him, the bird kept hopping around underneath from car to car until I realized I was almost a whole block away from my office! When I finally thought he was tired out, he picked up and flew away across the street lol Silly bird! The funny thing tho… [more]
  • Friends Confessions

    I really miss my friend...
    On December 8th, 2009 my best friend went to swim with the stars due to a terribly long battle with liver cancer. She was 26 years old. Tiffany was someone who could always manage to lighten up a room with her aura - something we could all use in our daily lives. The few months before her untimely passing, she was getting weaker and weaker but somehow managed to keep her spirits up. Between "Red Devil" chemo therapy and an assortment of drugs, she was a very frail and extremely weak young woman. I really miss my friend. Just one story before you leave this page - about 9 months before she started going downhill in her health, I found her an apartment that she absolutely loved, but neve… [more]
  • Friends Confessions

    it's amazing...
    before you actually get to know someone, their stories are relative to their situation and one (myself included) feels pity for them. AFTER you get to know them, however, you can see why it is that they are stuck in a situation. Probably 20% of my "friends" on EP fall into that category because they really are rotten people.… [more]
  • Embarrassing Confessions

    First time with a prostitute...
    So in my line of work, I tend to travel to places that are off the beaten path. In May of this year, I was meeting with some business associates on the island of Malta. This group of people are the most accomodating and relaxed (very successful) businessmen in their field. I was invited to dinner with their family, friends and other Italian business associates for a total of 25 people. We arrived at the meeting point which was the Intercontinental Hotel in Malta where they were staying, but due to a busy holiday season, there was no room for me so I had to stay in the Hilton there. They organized a huge bus to shuttle us to and from the restaurant. The restaurant was amazing - tons of … [more]