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Maverick. You better stay away from me! Unless you're one yourself!

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Member Since Aug 02, 2012
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This Is Fun!!! 1. It takes a lot of effort for me to hold just born babies 2. A blackout when I’m asleep promptly wakes me up. I cannot breathe and I get disoriented 3. I feel very sad looking at... [more]
  • Funny Confessions

    The Turkey Recipe
    Here's how to cook a turkey:Step 1: Go buy a turkeyStep 2: Take a swig of whiskeyStep 3: Put turkey in the ovenStep 4: Take another 2 swigs of whiskeyStep 5: Set the degree at 375 ovensStep 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drinkStep 7: Turk the basteyStep 8: Whiskey another bottle of getStep 9: Ponder the meat thermometerStep 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskeyStep 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hoursStep 12: Take the oven out of the turkeyStep 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pickStep 14: Turk the carveyStep 15: Get yourself another scottle of botchStep 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkeyStep 17: Bless the dinner and pass out…Hope you had a lovely Turkey Day!… [more]
  • Other Confessions

    Being the Best
    I don't believe I have to be better than everybody else. I believe I have to be better than I ever thought I could be.… [more]
  • Family Confessions

    Making Choices
    I was traveling in my grandparents' car to their home. My grandpa was driving and my grandma was sitting in the passenger seat . I was rolling over the huge seat in the rear,munching chocolate.  Over the radio, I heard something about one cigarette puff reducing the lifespan by 2 minutes.I was 10 at that time. My grandma used to smoke oftentimes. I worked quickly on some arithmetic, leaned over to the front of the car, tapped my grandma's hand and told her she had reduced 9 years of her life until then. There was utter silence in the car. I was only trying to show off how clever I was in arithmetic and calculations. I half-expected their faces to recoil in horror and anger. Instead, I saw te… [more]
  • Love Confessions

    A Yet Unnamed Book..
    Prelude:So this is how it is supposed to be. This is what life is all about. Everything comes down to this one moment, the moment of truth.Robert “The Punter” McMahon’s mind started racing back in time, right back to the time when he had been a very good man. His mind raced back to his childhood, his little friends, his neighborhood where he played, his school where he was a brilliant student, excellent in his academics, so much so, Stanford had offered him a full scholarship to pursue a course in Robotics. His mind raced back to the time he fell in love with Yana at college. He smiled, thinking about the first ever time he looked at her on the fifth day in class. She looked like an angel, s… [more]
  • Meetings

    Posted on: November 25th, 2012 at 10:44PM

    So you have these darn meetings at work! I don't even know who thought these meetings would work, since 8 times out 10, they don't.The madness starts with an invite sent out. You have no choice but to accept it, since your calendar isn't busy at that time and the subject line of the meeting directly impacts your life. So you write one pager doc to yourself on the status of the subject line in question atleast a day ahead.Come D-day and you dial in. In this age of technology, they still take a roll call. Who has joined? Who is in? Who is yet to come on. Who freakin cares? Just get on with the cal. Isn't technology supposed to take care of that?You are then introduced to a set of people - "Hey… [more]

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