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  • Love Confessions

    Confession of a hopeless romantic...
    Love is like...A box of chocolate, to paraphrase Mama Gump,You never know what you're gonna get, or when.Sometimes it's bitter,Sometimes it tastes like nothing.Sometimes it's sweet.Once in a while, you get one of them fancy chocolates,That starts out tasting like nothing,Then you can taste the slight bitterness on the back of your tongue.At that moment, you think to yourself, "Man, this is just not worth it."But you wait, let the chocolate melt in your mouth,You then wait....All of the sudden, that sweet, sugary taste blossoms in your mouth,Covering every inch of your buccal membrane,You feel a slight tingling sensation in the back of your head,That's when you know you've chosen the right ch… [more]
  • Venting Confessions

    I am not sure who I am
    I am so preoccupied with finding out who I do not want to be; lately, however, I am finding out I don't know who I am or who do I want to be.… [more]
  • Other Confessions

    If I could make a difference...
    If I could make a difference in the world, even if it meant sacrificing my life for it, and it would benefit a lot of people, I would not have a second thought about dying for it.I suppose I should work on my sentence structure first....… [more]
  • Offtopic Confessions

    I am the kind of guy a girl brings home....
    I am the kind of guy a girl brings home to meet their parents just to shut them up. I am a quiet and reserved person, and the first meeting with the parents are always civil, polite, and cordial. But the reason girls bring me home to meet their parents is because usually her parents would sit her down and say, "Merle, he seems like a nice guy and all... but he is boring as ****!  Now, what about that Larry guy you were seeing a while back? Sure he's got a problem with donkeys... but what man doesn't have a vice? You should give Larry a call and bring him for dinner tomorrow."… [more]