Male , 51-55

Soulful. Introspective. A hopeless romantic. But with a wicked silly sense of humor and the brains to make it work!

Last Seen 3 days ago
Member Since Dec 26, 2010
Favorite Quote The road to a friend\'s house is never long. Danish Proverb
  • 100% Swiss-German
Vices smoking, drinking wine
Politics Moderate
Horoscope Taurus
Special day 4-23
Books LOTR, Asimov, Patterson, Eddington, so many others
Music Depends on my mood
Movies LOTR, can anything top it?
Local Time November 22nd, 11:00 PM

I Want You to Write a Ten Word Story

Moya Dorogaya "You are beautiful," he said, then gently kissed her cheek. [more]
Joelwantsto has shared 4 Mature Experiences
  • I Hate Spell Check

    Owed Two A Spell Chequer Seems kinda lame to have a group with no stories, so what the heck. Not mine, but enjoy! Owed Two A Spell Chequer Eye halve a spelling chequer, it came with m… [more]
  • I Like Smelling Flowers

    Peonies Are My Favorite Everywhere I have lived I have dug up and planted flower beds.  I enjoy putting … [more]
  • I Want to Know What Your Favorite Poem Is

    Robert Frost, "The Road Not Taken", 1916 Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrow… [more]
  • I Love Jokes And Riddles

    Top 5 Reasons Why Computers Must Be Female 5. No one but their creator understands their logic. 4. Even the smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3. The native language used to… [more]
  • Ithaca

    Posted on: February 10th, 2011 at 10:52AM

    This poet was brought to my attention by a friend, to whom I am grateful, that for a brief time, our journeys coincided. Ithaca - Constantine P. Cavafy (1911) When you set out on your journey to Ithaca, pray that the road is long, full of adventure, full of knowledge. The Lestrygonians and the Cyclops, the angry Poseidon -- do not fear them: You will never find such as these on your path, if your thoughts remain lofty, if a fine emotion touches your spirit and your body. The Lestrygonians and the Cyclops, the fierce Poseidon you will never encounter, if you do not carry them within your soul, if your soul does not set them up before you. Pray that the road is long. That the summer mornin… [more]


  • embedding an uploaded image into an EP email

    Posted on: March 12th, 2011 at 6:43PM

    Process for embedding an uploaded image into an EP email. This process is a little involved, but can be done in less than a minute, once you get the hang of it. 1) Go to MyCards 2) Click on Send Card 3) Enter a name in the To: box [Note - you are not sending it anyway, so put in your own username] 4) At Filter By: click on down arrow 5) Select "Design Your Own" 6) Scroll down to "Upload Your Own Greeting Card!" 7) Upload the desired image from your PC using Browse/Open 8) Enter a name for the image. 9) Click on Upload My Greeting Card Image button. {Image uploads} 10) Use previous||next to locate and click on image. 11) You are now in Write Message mode. Type the word TEST. (this only works … [more]


  • Five Variable Love Profile

    Posted on: March 2nd, 2011 at 5:30PM

    Five Variable Love Profile. Okay, so I haven't been with anyone seriously for a while.  If and when the right one comes along, my mood and my feelings may change.  Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is low. You see love as a gift that you should give to many. It's hard for you to imagine being with one person at at time... Let alone one person for the rest of your life! Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is medium. You tend to be the one with more power. You aren't a total control freak in relationship… [more]


  • MEMO TO: Self

    Posted on: February 20th, 2011 at 6:39PM

    SUBJECT:  Please ReadEP Link… [more]