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I Love Lists of Ten

10 Of Kletti's Random Weird Beliefs 10) I believe that whoever smelled it dealt it. 9) I believe that there are at least 10 people out there who want to kick my ***. 8) I believe that the way to a man's heart... [more]
Kletti has shared 9 Mature Experiences
  • I Lost Someone To Suicide

    Axel - I Shouldn't Have Missed The Call I knew Axel since we went to elementary school together. Actually, we were best friends in elementary, running around the schoolyard playing "schoolyard cops." It was me, Axel and Alexander. The insep… [more]
  • I Hate My Job

    Hate My Job? Me? Never! I mean, what's there to hate??? My job is great. Endless hours on the phone explaining to somebody that we're not gonna buy from them because they suck. Sensible, hourlong discussions about a decision… [more]
  • I Am Trying to Find Happiness

    Happiness Is Just A Teardrop Away... I've been looking for happiness, but in all the wrong places, it would seem. I've tried to achieve happiness through professional success. Well, since I keep getting screwed there, no way… [more]
  • I Hate Pedophiles

    Let Me Tell You A Story About A Crash. 3rd of April. 2004*. In the German town of Stetten, only a couple of kilometers south of Stuttgart, Police make the startling discovery of the body of a 7-year-old boy in a forest not too far outside … [more]
  • Free and valuable advice

    Posted on: May 21st, 2012 at 1:46PM

    Ok, everybody. In these modern times, where you can't help but wonder about how some people make it through life, there is a clear need for someone experienced to point out the sharp corners of our life. Let me help you with that: Don't use shampoo when you run out of dishwashing soap. Your dishes will taste funny for weeks. The excuse that you're too buzzed to make out the speed limit sign is not a good one to use. Don't use the excuse "I couldn't see how fast I was going because I was on the phone" neither. Money doesn't buy love. I mean, sometimes it does, but sometimes "love" is an undercover cop. If your girlfriend's parents want to know how you met, and the story involves a bathtub… [more]

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