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I like long walks on the beach, looking at sunsets, playing with puppies, and frolicking in meadows ;)

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Member Since Mar 31, 2012
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Local Time July 22nd, 12:34 PM

I Want to Tell You Random Things About Myself

This Is The Story Of A Girl (part 3.. Long Awaited!) Hi people! this is the third part in my little montage of rants and rambles, anywhos let's catch up with Bertha, in part two Bertha was still having a rough time with guys.. and now? Still the same... [more]
  • I Am a Loser

    I'm A Loser Baby, So Why Don't You Kill Me? (not Literally) What does it mean to be a loser? That is what I ask myself. Cause if its lack of friends, not wearing the right clothes and not hanging out with the "in" crowd then I guess that qualifies me as a lose… [more]
  • I Want To Discuss Breasts

    This Is Why I Hate Guys.. This alone proves all guys think about is sex (every 7 seconds or something like that) I happen to find having a larger chest quite annoying (it hurts your back) and you have to wear ugly bras (the sm… [more]
  • I Love Womanly Bellies

    Ummm... Okay so I hooked up with this guy (sounds bad but whatever) Anyways it turns out he's into stomachs like no joke. I found it really weird (I guess there are others like him) Well it made me feel reall… [more]
  • I Hate Birds

    Bird Is Not The Word! Okay so I hate when I wake up in the middle of the night to the sounds of incessant chirping outside of my window, (the birds won't shut up!) they go on for hours tweeting and chirping. I think I unde… [more]
  • Funny Confessions

    My cat is a demon
    It's true... prowling around corners... until he's ready to strike... I run away but I can't run fast enough! AHH! he's clinging onto my pants for dear life leaving scratched all along my legs. I eat cereal in the morning he jumps into my bowl until it has spilled all over me. I put my clothes on and he attacks me not leaving me alone until I wail in agony over him scratching my legs up. Then I sit down to watch TV and he jumps onto my head and starts messing with my hair... he truly is relentless... and he is everywhere I look! EVERYWHERE! I mean I'm trying to love him but it's just so... hard ya know.. you'd think it would be easy for me to love a cute little *****-cat but it's just so dar… [more]