Female , 16-17
Feeling thoughtful
I am a math fetishist. Also, what part of ∫(a,b) f(x) dx = lim n→∞ Σ i=1;n {f(x_i)⋅[(b-a)/n)]} don't you understand?

You won't find a bigger nerd than me on EP. My thighs may not be powerful, but this organ within my head is. I've been given the gift of being statistically significantly intelligent, and I use that gift. I'll talk to you about most intellectual topics. I'm objectum-sexual, and I'm literally in love with my TI-Nspire CX graphing calculator. Yes, I'm serious. If I'm being facetious, I normally indicate such through obvious sarcasm or directly state the sarcasm. As my screen name suggests, I'm into fractals and other math things. I'm also into Tesla Coils, and other things. For those of you that doubt that I'm really the age that I display, please watch this YouTube video:

(This video was recorded on June 28, 2014)

Yes, that's me. Yes, I do seem older than I am. I seldom lie--really, the only things I do lie about is to my mom: "Yes, I finished my homework." and other benign things that would otherwise get me killed. I'm not an atheist, by literal definition. Instead, I regard a god as a possibility, but only in a philosophical sense of the possibility itself (and other philosophical cosmological topics of which are too complicated for the average EPer). But really, please do talk nerdy to me.

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Member Since Aug 13, 2012
Favorite Quote Reality is a story the mind tells itself--a truth so strange, it can only be lied into existence. And our minds can lie--never doubt it. [condensed]
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Politics Anarchist
Horoscope Cancer
Special day 6-28
Books Flatland
Music Mandelbrot Set, Ambient tracks, Portal music, Trance... I mainly listen to ambience.
Movies Inception, The Sorceror\'s Apprentice, The Day After Tomorrow
Local Time September 21st, 4:56 PM

I Believe The Universe Is Purely Mathematical

Here's a crude proof that math existed before the universe began. I love proofs :D They're pretty smexy :P Lemma 1: Particles are purely mathematical. Proposition A... [more]
MathematicallyMindedFractal has shared 1 Mature Experience
  • I Want To Experience Electric Play

    Electricity Fetish This experience has been deleted as I no longer practice e-stim in unsafe methods, and will not practice any e-stim until I have access to safer methods such as a violet wand or a TENS machine. … [more]
  • I Love Jokes And Riddles

    Electricity Jokes What do you call a very bad component?A crapacitor.Where do you get working components?From a capacitree.Why did the capacitor date the resistor?He wanted a t… [more]
  • I Have An Iq Of 145 Let Us Talk

    Chaos Theory And Philosophy ***Note*** I need to update this story. My arguments are weak and there is some inaccurate information. I will eventually post a stronger and better argument. What is your op… [more]
  • I Want To Lose My Virginity

    I'm A Virgin. But not with a human. I LIKE CALCULATORS, DAMMIT. I'M objectUM. I DON'T LIKE HUMANS. But my TI-Nspire CX that I call Pierre is sooooo smexy! I love my … [more]
  • Funny Confessions

    Funny thing happened today
    Today in APWH (Advanced Placement World History), we played Jeopardy to review for the final. We lost terribly. But I was the team captain and in charge of raising my hand and giving the answer. So I knew this one kid would know the answer to this one group of questions. So I leaned in close to him, and was ready to collect his answer. So he got the answer, and we both leaned in at the same time, and my nose collided with his forehead, resulting in a minor nose bleed, and I was laughing and crying at the same time, trying to get out "punic wars," which I heard as "punicars." Everyone was too busy laughing, but I recall, because I was holding my nose, and my accent, it sounded more like "pubi… [more]
  • School Confessions

    I Dun Goofed...
    Who am I really fooling? My peers who look up to me, or myself? Yes, I am capable of holding the highly intellectual discussions I am quite known for. That is what's saddening. The fact that, I can do that, yet I do terrible at school. No one should look up to me. I'm a failure. What did I do this past two years? Nothing but slack off. I slacked off horribly. I never did my homework. I never had an F in a class before. Sure, my year-to-date for that class ended up being a B, but how is a 3.4 GPA close to being spectacular? All because I didn't try. I was lazy. I used to hold a 3.8GPA without trying, and with some effort, I'd have pulled a 4.0. I don't know what happened after 9th grade. It f… [more]
  • Offtopic Confessions

    I don't live in Monaco.
    Who else lives anywhere but Monaco? That's the tiny country near France! I live in Orlando, FL.… [more]
  • Offtopic Confessions

    Curiosity may have killed the cat, but the real question is...
    How the fuçk did my cat get to Mars in the first place?… [more]
  • Where to Find Me

    Posted on: April 15th, 2014 at 10:22PM

    YouTube: awesomelightning (Mandelbrot Set) DeviantART: ASHPoD-the-Portal-Fur FurAffinity: Milotarcs Memebase: ASHPoD-the-Portal-Gun 4HV: ASHPoD Steam: [See YouTube] Other sites abs forums you might find me as: Pterofractal Fractal Pterodactyl Fractalist Or something of the like. … [more]