Male , 22-25
Thought it was just a pleasant fart, but it brought friends.
... and if you don't appreciate my handmade boxes, I will find you. I will sneak into your room, while you are sleeping, and fart into your open mouth. And you're going to have to go all day with your breath smelling like the contents of my colon!
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Member Since Apr 04, 2011
- a little American
Vices Foods, Laughing at the unfortunate victims of my gas attacks, it can't be helped.
Local Time December 25th, 12:48 AM
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The Battle With College Burnout It is not going well. 5 years in college trying to get a 2 year degree that I don't even care about has been crushing my morale. Originally I wanted to go into computer animation, making graphics fo… [more]
Weird And Awesome I have only recently discovered this movement in the world. I had heard of asexual in terms of biology, like how bacteria and other single celled organisms reproduce. For a bi-sexual species this se… [more]
Suckered Into College Well, I would have gone to college regardless, simply to further educate myself and perhaps have a greater chance at success in life. Though I must say that if I had done my research like a good lit… [more]
I Still Believe Is Love. Naive? I still think of love as that disney-esque magic that binds two people together for a happily ever after. Is that foolish of me? Most people say a relationship is something you really have to work… [more]
It's almost overI'm only one class away from graduating with my BA, it's a terribly tough course that's focus is the critical analyses of the needlessly complex art theory of modernism. I keep thinking about quitting, but it's the last damn class, I'm so close, but I absolutely hate my major, it's just so stupid. Art History, it contributes nothing at all to society, it's study is pointless seeing as the artists are dead and thus everyone's "unique" theories on what this or that piece meant can never be acknowledged as correct or not. It seems pointless to argue, none of the writers we study had any connection with the artists discussed, not friends, and even then friends may not fully understand what t… [more]
Strange attractionsI'm attracted to emotionally damaged girls that complain about everything. Who knows why, I just find that attractive. Being able to listen to them and make them feel better makes me feel good too. Though the problem is they tend to be a bit crazy, or is that women in general?… [more]
MemoriesMy parents are visiting for Thanksgiving. My mom showed me one of those electronic picture frames that let you set up slide shows. Some of the pics showed me some of my old friends and a few exes that I haven't talked to in years now, suddenly I felt an incredibly strong longing for company. I'm usually pretty comfortable being solitary but that really got me. Is that normal?… [more]