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Last Seen Mar 17, 2013
Member Since Jun 28, 2011
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I Null

Null I might like to add a story if I had any idea what null stands for. seriously. [more]
muskratjo has shared 1 Mature Experience
  • I Am The Other Woman

    Happy, Sad, Depressed, Alone Does It Matter I am not who you think I am. Some people think I am a jolly happy guy. I am NOT. Others think I am a very sad man. I am not. Others think I suffer from deep depression. I do NOT. I have been called a … [more]
  • I Am Celibate

    I'm A Loaner before to see if they are looking back at me and what expression is on their face. I have a home nurse . She asked me once why I dont get out with my friends and do things I like to do. I just star… [more]
  • I Am Celibate

    A Loaner? Yes. Being a loaner is really not that bad. I can go and come as I please. I don’t have to worry about being sure if it pleases someone else. I can eat when I want and if I want. I can read or watch TV. … [more]
  • I Am Celibate

    I Am A Loaner Re Run I'm sorry I messed up transfering this story just now. Here it is in full I always try to be friendly and open with people but can’t seem to establish friendships. When I meet som… [more]
  • Embarrassing Confessions

    Vein Examination
    I went to have the veins in my legs tested to see if I need surgery on them today. I had never had such a test and OH MY was I surprised.I was led to a small room with two nice looking young ladies, about the age of my oldest greatgrandchild. They told me to take my clothes, socks and shoes off as they left room. They returned and told me to stand on a stool and they would run an ultrasound all the way from my groin to my toes. I chuckled. I thought they were jesting. Well they started at the toes and eventually were working on my thyes. One of them places the test instrument against my testicles, BALLS for those who don't know. I almost choked. She glanced up with big brown eyes and asked, … [more]
  • Venting Confessions

    People in the doggie park
    I take my puppydogs to a doggie park almost every eveing. The dog frolic all around with each other run free in the park all together no mater what kind of dog they are. Even when a new dog is brought in he is sniffed carefully and with in a few minutes he or she is accepted by all.My confession is we dog owners do get along as well as the dogs. We should all take note and apply the principles.… [more]
  • Friends Confessions

    Friends
    I am so ashamed to discover I only have four friends. If I knew how to eliminate that circle thing I would. With no more friends than that I am damn sure not going to run for anything that requires a vote from a friend. Aint no way I could even gt on a ballot. Sure aint no way a guy with just four friends has a snowballs chance of winning any kin d of election even in Hella Fire.Thankyikinely frins fo yer consideratin… [more]
  • Embarrassing Confessions

    I thought I had met a Gem of a lady
    While in our local hospital recently. I noticed one of the ladies who clean up the rooms and furniture. Something about her looked familiar. I was sure i had not known her befor so I just asked her where she was from as an opening. She replied, " Kiaseri. " and before she could say the country I blurted out, " Turkey?". hen I finished in turkish asking her was she really a Turk, We chatted for a while in Turkish, things like how long she had been in the states, was she married, children and how log sense she had been back to Turkey. I told her that I would like to have meetings with her from time to time to help me remain fluent in Turkish, She replied that she was doing just that with a man… [more]