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Scorps Are Damn Freaky, Especially To A Capi Like MwahIn a good way, dont get all huffy you twaaaats! There was this one scorp, 17 years younger than I, whom had a hankering for me. You could see it in her clever, hazel strewn eye bits. She would gleam i… [more]
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every 5 minutesEP tells me I have a pm. I get excited and look but there are no new pm's. Its smoking crack tonight.....cruel EP. Very cruel! Tisk Tisk.… [more]
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funny stuffJust got back from work. Interesting evening. Water system burst and flooded everything. One person got so mad that we shut down he/she (regular whom is undergoing gender transformation) through their beverage at the window because we had to shut down. Love my job!… [more]
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It Kills MeYoga just might kill me. Flipping the dog. The Plow. Reverse Camel. Fish. etc......I need some fresh air. I need someone to really show me how it's done.… [more]
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is Chevy Chase the second rising of christ?In this day and age it is plausible that Chevy really is the second coming of Christ. Think about it and keep an open mind.The advantages....1. Heaven would be like Wally World (complete with John Candy)2. Everyone would drive around in family truckster.Discuss… [more]
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For Hire
I need to run away. Take me to the place I love. Take me all the way. I have not stopped moving for a week. Today, the diet consisted of one pomegranate refresher, a salted caramel frappuccino, a banana, a large glass of water, chicken soup and bread followed by a ginger ale. Not the healthiest but I did not have much time to eat. I need to hop in my car and flee. Road trip time. Who's with me? We can split the gas money and don't touch the radio!… [more]
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Nachos and Christianity vs A Beer and A Bong Me
Today. Oct. 26th, 2012. Today has been a subsequent cluster **** of emotional non-emotion. Alarm beep beeps at me at 4:35am. Get up, get dressed and out the door. It was an early day for me and an early exit from my profound job as a professional nude midget wrestler. No, not really I am a......Well maybe a bit to much information for this forum. Finish work, go to store as a co-worker and his family are stopping by tonight. The menu includes, my world scrumptious guacamole (ask me for the recipe) nachos with marinated flank stank and beer. The family is quite religious which is totally fine with me, but I find it a bit to wholesome as I think of my wife, and aspiring Yogi, with an aptitude… [more]
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Past Blog of Blogs
There were so many blogs it makes my head spin. 1 year of not getting laid gets the juices flowing (only figuratively)Give a shout out if you remember these Gems1. A ***** at Costco2. The Pumpkin Patch Bucket Rideand my personal favorite3 Canadian girls love butterscotch like American girls love Chocolate… [more]
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