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Female , 46-50

Happily married, just passing the time of day on here.

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Member Since Aug 01, 2012
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  • 100% British
Vices chocolate ;o)
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Special day 2-28
Books Barbara Freethy
Music Loads
Movies Matchstick Men
Local Time April 20th, 6:16 PM
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I Write Poetry

I can't sleep, 2;05, Eyes closed, my mind's alive. Brain wriggling, won't it end? Driving me around the bend. Duvet off, then back on, Pins and needles, come... [more]
  • I Am British

    Since I've Turned Forty Since I’ve turned forty. Lots of things have happened since I’ve turned forty. I have learned to accept that I am physically not perfect and that no one really is. Okay, so thi… [more]
  • I Like To Write Poetry

    I'M Glad I'M Not Flat Chested.. Somewhere to place a wine glass, Somewhere to place a head. Somewhere to lose your eyesight to, When I’m lying down in your bed Somewhere to catch the toast cru… [more]
  • I Am British

    An Innocent Day Out....So I Thought...... It seemed like a good idea when I mentioned it. I like to set myself a challenge each year, push myself a bit and go out of my comfort zone. This particular year I decided I wanted to visit a n… [more]
  • I Like To Write Poetry

    For I'm Just A Man I’m Just a Man. Late at night I feel temperature drop, The duvet is waiting, will the pain ever stop? All I want is attention, for once, be desired. Instead of receivi… [more]
  • Family Confessions

    Glad to wake up
    I dreamt last night that my daughter came to me with a pregnancy kit and told me she thought she was pregnant. The horror of watching that line appear in the window was awful. The result was positive. The worst thing was that she wasn't sure who the father was but told me she deliberately got herself pregnant. I was livid..... I was glad to wake up.In reality, my daughter has no intentions of having children and isn't in a long term relationship at the moment. She's also on the contraceptive pill for medical reasons and would never sleep around. This makes the dream all that more bizarre really.  … [more]
  • Funny Confessions

    Glitter!
    I hate glitter. Working with children does should not mean that I am subjected to glitter torture each year! I think it should be in a separate section on my contract (which I would refuse to sign)I think it should be banned.I am thinking of writing to an M.P. to get it annihilated once and for allIt makes me shine..It gets EVERYWHEREI swear it breeds, right in front of my eyes.It never sticks properly.When you open a Christmas card with it on, it falls out and you have to sweep your floor.If you try to stick a glittery card on your door or wall, the glitter continues to fall off.....daily...It makes me sneeze and when I blow my nose, it then ends up glittering away inside my nostrils.What i… [more]
  • Funny Confessions

    Doesn't Everyone?
    Hearing the noise, it terrifies Uncurling myself, I open eyes I stretch across, my silence shattered Aching, hurting, feeling battered Mission achieved, I head down south Rumbling tummy, arid mouth Kettle on, bread in toaster Sugar in, cup down on coaster   Washing started, dryer droning Eyes all sticky, muscles moaning Purring loudly, wanting feeding Cat meows, she starts her pleading   Breakfast eaten, floors are swept Feeling like, I've never slept Shower running, trickling down The only thing, to ease my frown   Soap suds bubbling, mood is soothed Everything washed, leg hair removed What to wear, I battle on Hair is sorted, off I swan   Way too early, I need to delive… [more]
  • Funny Confessions

    It fascinates me...
    It fascinates me how our taste buds are all so different.Take beer or lager for example. It’s foul….really, it is. Yet, thousands of people love the stuff…..why? How, even?Sprouts….another food at the bottom of my ‘eat me’ list. Personally, I think you have to be barking mad to enjoy the foul taste of sprouts on your tongue. I’d even go as far as to render you insane.Then there is Marmite or Bovril…..devil food. It has to be, he must’ve entered your soul when you were sleeping or something and forced you to like eating that stuff.Liver…… liver is just plain yuck….mind you, look at the job it’s been doing and there is no surprise there really, same as kidneys….just gross!Broad beans….why on e… [more]