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Female , 56-60

Married to wonderful man. We spend approx 97.3% of our time together and have a great time together. I am positively Optimistic; Open-minded & fairly easy going; Truthful & Up-Front, Accepting of other people. Value others opinions; love discussions on thoughts, beliefs, ideas, etc. There's much more to me, than I have time to list.

Last Seen Feb 3, 2012
Member Since Dec 23, 2010
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  • a little American
Vices Smoking
Politics Moderate
Horoscope Aries
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Books The Left Behind Series; True Crime; Wicked; Humor; Adult Themes; Please Understand Me; Sex Signs;
Music Oldies, (60's, 70's, 80's) ; Fleetwood Mac; Enigma; Gregorian Monks; & much more
Movies The Bodyguard; Blazing Saddles; Haunted Honeymoon;
Local Time April 20th, 10:32 AM
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I Wlt Share Some Humor

Dear Bank Of America (note: If you don't believe something like this could happen then you haven't had to deal with financial institutions.) Dear Bank of America, [more]
pookiem has shared 4 Mature Experiences
  • I Older Generations Recycled Too

    The Green Thing THE GREEN THING- In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.    … [more]
  • I Enjoy Comedy

    Little Girl On A Plane LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE      An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want … [more]
  • I Love Jokes And Riddles

    The Blonde On The Plane The airplane seat belt sign had just gone off when the flight attendant notices a blonde, seated in the Coach section stand up, gather her belongingsand take a seat in First Class.  Knowing thi… [more]
  • I Want To Share Inspirational Stories

    The Bank Of Time Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening it deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during … [more]
  • The Search For Mr. Possum

    Posted on: March 27th, 2011 at 1:52PM

    The following story is TRUE and names have not been changed to protect anyone It all started so innocently, about a month ago, on a Tuesday, late afternoon/early evening, when hubby, while sitting at his desk, says, "I think something died in the basement.”  “I smell dead right here." he says, getting up and taking a few steps to the threshold of our bedroom. (Did I mention that we have a small 2 bedroom house and almost everything is just a few steps away?)  So I'm sniffing around, sort of bloodhound like and I do catch just a whiff of it.  (I once lived on a Goat Farm where a dead goat was left a few feet from my trailer for 3 days.  Dead is a smell you never forget.)  We discuss about mic… [more]

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  • What Rachel & her Friend Found Was.....

    Posted on: July 9th, 2011 at 3:38AM

    "What did you find?" my husband asked. To which little Rachel says, "It's a little kitten and it's kind of sick and we wondered if you could have it."  (Yep, that's what I was thinking it was). So, I put my dinner on hold, got a towel and took the kitten from them. It was so cute to watch the two of them saying good bye and kissing the top of the kittens head as they reluctantly handed it to me. Long story short: the kitten stayed in the carrier until I finished my dinner, then it was off to the tub. First things first - after I got my supplies - was to see what this little one was. OK, this kitty is no longer an 'It', it is a 'she'. And she was pitiful, dirty and full of some kind of little… [more]

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  • A Little Christmas Tale

    Posted on: December 24th, 2011 at 12:25AM

    To my dear EP friends, friends I haven't made yet and well, darn it, to ALL EP's everywhere, I give to you this wonderful little story.          It was supposed to be a happy time, but it wasn't and Santa was really upset. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right.     Mrs. Claus had burned all the Christmas cookies, the Elves were bitching about not getting paid for the overtime they had put in while making toys, the Reindeer had been drinking all afternoon, decided to take the sleigh out for a spin, crashed it into a tree, breaking off one of the runners and now they were dead drunk.     Santa was beside himself with anger. "I CAN"T believe it!! I've got to deliver millions of prese… [more]

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  • Miss Piggels

    Posted on: January 13th, 2012 at 9:49AM

    You know, some of the best things in life are either free, or just happen - right out of the blue. (I wonder why 'out of the' is blue? I mean, isn't that what is being said? Never mind). Now where was I? Oh yeah, the best things... Let me start at the beginning of this. I had gone to my bff's house to drop her off after we got back from shopping. (Her name is Marcie and we will be bff's forever. I know we will, cause she knows too much.) So there we were, she was showing me the progress she made downstairs and the big boxes of stuff a friend with a thrift shop had pushed onto her to get rid of. I was glancing over the stuff, I love to look at 'stuff'. I didn't see much of anything worth my i… [more]

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