pookiem 56-60, F
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I Older Generations Recycled Too
The Green ThingTHE GREEN THING- In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. … [more] -
Little Girl On A PlaneLITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want … [more]
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The Blonde On The PlaneThe airplane seat belt sign had just gone off when the flight attendant notices a blonde, seated in the Coach section stand up, gather her belongingsand take a seat in First Class. Knowing thi… [more]
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I Believe Barack Obama Is Dangerous For This Country
The Secret Service Says...There is an interesting story about the Secret Service and what they say about Presidents, past and present. Here's just a brief note regarding our current White House residents: Michele O… [more]
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The Search For Mr. Possum
The following story is TRUE and names have not been changed to protect anyone It all started so innocently, about a month ago, on a Tuesday, late afternoon/early evening, when hubby, while sitting at his desk, says, "I think something died in the basement.” “I smell dead right here." he says, getting up and taking a few steps to the threshold of our bedroom. (Did I mention that we have a small 2 bedroom house and almost everything is just a few steps away?) So I'm sniffing around, sort of bloodhound like and I do catch just a whiff of it. (I once lived on a Goat Farm where a dead goat was left a few feet from my trailer for 3 days. Dead is a smell you never forget.) We discuss about mic… [more]
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What Rachel & her Friend Found Was.....
"What did you find?" my husband asked. To which little Rachel says, "It's a little kitten and it's kind of sick and we wondered if you could have it." (Yep, that's what I was thinking it was). So, I put my dinner on hold, got a towel and took the kitten from them. It was so cute to watch the two of them saying good bye and kissing the top of the kittens head as they reluctantly handed it to me. Long story short: the kitten stayed in the carrier until I finished my dinner, then it was off to the tub. First things first - after I got my supplies - was to see what this little one was. OK, this kitty is no longer an 'It', it is a 'she'. And she was pitiful, dirty and full of some kind of little… [more]
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A Little Christmas Tale
To my dear EP friends, friends I haven't made yet and well, darn it, to ALL EP's everywhere, I give to you this wonderful little story. It was supposed to be a happy time, but it wasn't and Santa was really upset. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs. Claus had burned all the Christmas cookies, the Elves were bitching about not getting paid for the overtime they had put in while making toys, the Reindeer had been drinking all afternoon, decided to take the sleigh out for a spin, crashed it into a tree, breaking off one of the runners and now they were dead drunk. Santa was beside himself with anger. "I CAN"T believe it!! I've got to deliver millions of prese… [more]
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Miss Piggels
You know, some of the best things in life are either free, or just happen - right out of the blue. (I wonder why 'out of the' is blue? I mean, isn't that what is being said? Never mind). Now where was I? Oh yeah, the best things... Let me start at the beginning of this. I had gone to my bff's house to drop her off after we got back from shopping. (Her name is Marcie and we will be bff's forever. I know we will, cause she knows too much.) So there we were, she was showing me the progress she made downstairs and the big boxes of stuff a friend with a thrift shop had pushed onto her to get rid of. I was glancing over the stuff, I love to look at 'stuff'. I didn't see much of anything worth my i… [more]
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