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Male , 66-70
Dumfries and Galloway UK

6'2" Grey hair.Retired.

Last Seen Jun 9
Member Since Dec 14, 2010
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Local Time September 20th, 4:30 AM

I Love Jokes And Riddles

Golfer'S Love > Ed and Linda met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for > her. > > When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed > was... [more]
Rapolis has shared 42 Mature Experiences
  • I Love Accidental Nudity

    Lovely Summer Shower Way back in the early eighties I was on duty next to Kensington Gardens in central London,manning a barrier and checking visitors into a certain royal palace.I sat inside a nice little sentry box with… [more]
  • I Remember My First Time

    Two Virgins Way back in 1961 when I was a rookie cop in London,I had no girlfriend and few friends as I was from Scotland and younger than most of the old sweats.I discovered that my police ID got me into any loc… [more]
  • I Know Someone Who Pooped Themselves

    Wedding Pooper Blooper My cousin in Scotland sent me an email today of an article in a newspaper back there.It was about a couple who got married,the bride in white and the groom in highland dress and like any true scotsman… [more]
  • I Had Sex With Her While Her Parents Were Home

    At Aunties House My girlfriend at the time was still the same Margaret who used to have sex with me at her parents home.Once we went to stay with her aunt and uncle in a tiny village in Oxfordshire.It was one of these… [more]