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Dumfries and Galloway UK

6'2" Grey hair.Retired.

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I Love Jokes And Riddles

Golfer'S Love > Ed and Linda met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for > her. > > When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed > was... [more]
Rapolis has shared 36 Mature Experiences
  • I Love Accidental Nudity

    Lovely Summer Shower Way back in the early eighties I was on duty next to Kensington Gardens in central London,manning a barrier and checking visitors into a certain royal palace.I sat inside a nice little sentry box with… [more]
  • I Remember My First Time

    Two Virgins Way back in 1961 when I was a rookie cop in London,I had no girlfriend and few friends as I was from Scotland and younger than most of the old sweats.I discovered that my police ID got me into any loc… [more]
  • I Know Someone Who Pooped Themselves

    Wedding Pooper Blooper My cousin in Scotland sent me an email today of an article in a newspaper back there.It was about a couple who got married,the bride in white and the groom in highland dress and like any true scotsman… [more]
  • I Love Jokes And Riddles

    The Real Original Sin One cave man taking his wife for a walk meets an other cave man,First one says,"I am going to teach my woman how to talk,what harm can that do?"… [more]