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Feeling sick so I'm lying here reading and watching videos.

Tall, black hair with a little silver in the temples, witty, talented, intelligent and successful. I owe it all to my mother who was a blacksmith and my father who was a lingerie model. One day they got together and came up with high heeled horseshoes. Yes they made their fortune and sent me to live with my uncle Carl who taught me how to pick up women. Of course I was only three and thought they had cooties anyway but still... is this story getting too long? How about if I say, "Tall, dark, and handsome," and leave it at that?

Last Seen Dec 29, 2013
Member Since Mar 02, 2012
Favorite Quote Maybe it's just a bunch of stuff that happens. -- Homer Simpson
Heritage
  • a little Irish
  • and a little Native American (Seminole)
  • and a little German
  • and a little Native American (Cherokee)
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Books Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Time: A Travelers Guide
Music Whatever I like, usually some form of rock but really, my collection is ba<x>sed on what songs I happen to hear that I like.
Movies The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Local Time July 29th, 12:06 PM

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