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Member Since May 31, 2009
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Heritage
  • a little American Indian
  • and a little German
  • and a little Irish
Vices Dumb people get on my last nerve.
Politics Conservative
Horoscope Capricorn
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Music Country, 80s, classical
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Local Time May 27th, 7:55 AM

I Love When We Shower Together

It Is Exciting Yet Relaxing. We soap up each others bodies letting our hands roam. My mouth caresses your nipples as you wash your hair. While I was my hair you kiss my chest while your hands caress my soapy balls as your other... [more]
Snookybear has shared 728 Mature Experiences
  • I Hot Wives

    My Hot Wife....... My wife is eager to please me anyway that I suggest or converse with her about. She is always getting hit on by gfuys in public and online. I do not share. We are for each other only. She gets jeal… [more]
  • I Masturbated In School

    3-5 Times A Day It was during Algebra2 English/ Literature, Geometry, and Biology. During Lunch also.… [more]
  • I Love Jokes And Riddles

    Funny Things To Do On Your Driving Test 1. Rev the engine very high, turn to the examiner and say with an evil stare, "Buckle up" 2. Turn the radio on. When the examiner goes to turn it down or off, slap their ha… [more]
  • I Want You To Ask Me Naughty Questions

    Ask Me Anything. I Will Be Honest. I will be honest. If I feel uncomfortable with a question. I will answer the question but I will let you know if I feel wrong answering a question.… [more]
  • Women and Multiple *******

    Posted on: July 6th, 2009 at 5:23PM

    Robert, You've probably heard all sorts of things about women and multiple ******* and you're probably wondering if any of it is really true. Yes, it is true. Women can have multiple ******* and once you know the secret, it's not that hard at all. Here's how: A man has two additional phases to his ****** that women do not: the Point of No Return (PNR) and the Refractory Period. The PNR, as you can guess, is when you have reached the point where you don't even need to be touched in order to *********. Your body goes into the Refractory Period after you have climaxed, and you're "coming down," in a sense. You feel calm, warm, and tired. There will be absolutely no service in that area un… [more]

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  • I'm no longer accepting applications to be added to anyones circle.

    Posted on: June 22nd, 2010 at 8:21PM

    I wish I were dead. I'm so tired of the bullshit here on EP.… [more]

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  • Question for everyone. I know you can answer this Hott question.

    Posted on: October 22nd, 2009 at 11:38PM

    Why do you read peoples stories AND rate them yet you do not comment?My mood: extremely ecstatic… [more]

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  • Twenty Great One Liners score: 9.30162

    Posted on: January 18th, 2010 at 9:55PM

    1. Regular naps prevent old age... Especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash. 5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. 6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... But whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it. 9. True friends stab you in the fr… [more]

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