Male , 36-40

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Member Since May 31, 2009
Favorite Quote
  • a little American Indian
  • and a little German
  • and a little Irish
Vices Dumb people get on my last nerve.
Politics Conservative
Horoscope Capricorn
Special day
Music Country, 80s, classical
Local Time April 25th, 9:37 PM

I Love When We Shower Together

It Is Exciting Yet Relaxing. We soap up each others bodies letting our hands roam. My mouth caresses your nipples as you wash your hair. While I was my hair you kiss my chest while your hands caress my soapy balls as your other... [more]
Snookybear has shared 729 Mature Experiences
  • I Hot Wives

    My Hot Wife....... My wife is eager to please me anyway that I suggest or converse with her about. She is always getting hit on by gfuys in public and online. I do not share. We are for each other only. She gets jeal… [more]
  • I Masturbated In School

    3-5 Times A Day It was during Algebra2 English/ Literature, Geometry, and Biology. During Lunch also.… [more]
  • I Love Jokes And Riddles

    Funny Things To Do On Your Driving Test 1. Rev the engine very high, turn to the examiner and say with an evil stare, "Buckle up" 2. Turn the radio on. When the examiner goes to turn it down or off, slap their ha… [more]
  • I Want You To Ask Me Naughty Questions

    Ask Me Anything. I Will Be Honest. I will be honest. If I feel uncomfortable with a question. I will answer the question but I will let you know if I feel wrong answering a question.… [more]
  • Family Confessions

    I am so infuriated and stressed.
    My stepson and ghis grandmother are putting my mind into such rage!!!!!!!!!!!! He (my stepson) is full of hatred because his dad left my wife to be for stupid reasons( another woman, for drugs, and etc..). My stepsons grandmother does nothing but pet on him feed him till he pukes and etc. My stepson is 7 years old and weighs 99-105 pounds. He thinks we are asupposed to jump every time he speaks He expects us to stay up until 11pm at night and play childish games. I'm beyond games in my life. How can I get this hyper active child to accept me and leave us alone to sleep in our bed by ourselves (Just my wife to be (Lululee) and I.… [more]
  • Offtopic Confessions

    I'm very emotional today.
    I am not sure why. I just feel like I am ignored at times. I just want to hold my wife and talk about each other without being led up to a confrontation. Is my blood sugar (glucose) low because I will not eat anything? I'm just feeling doom come over me. I had 6-6.5 hours of sleep (I think). I feel like I am being constantly watched and judged for everything. Why am I so paranoid? I fear speaking at times because of saying the wrong thing.… [more]
  • Other Confessions

    I wish it would stop!
    My energy levels are low. I cannot seem to ignore my sons copnstant want of attention spells. If you play a game with him you never play it correct. EVEN IF YOU LET HIM WIN EVERY DAMN TIME. If I woke up at 4:00 a.m. and cleaned the house my wife would still say & complain that she does it ALL. I am not to do laundry because I could never wash her or my sons clothes the way she does it. I will not even try doing that. I wish In my entire life it was never good enough for anyone (it seems). I could just get a ticket to check out of this world; "Bye, See ya, I'm outta here". If it were only that easy.… [more]
  • Other Confessions

    Why does she say that?
    My wife gets jealous (I think) when people add me as a favorite or as a guru. Why is this or is it a mind game? Could it just be a mind game?… [more]
  • Women and Multiple *******

    Posted on: July 6th, 2009 at 5:23PM

    Robert, You've probably heard all sorts of things about women and multiple ******* and you're probably wondering if any of it is really true. Yes, it is true. Women can have multiple ******* and once you know the secret, it's not that hard at all. Here's how: A man has two additional phases to his ****** that women do not: the Point of No Return (PNR) and the Refractory Period. The PNR, as you can guess, is when you have reached the point where you don't even need to be touched in order to *********. Your body goes into the Refractory Period after you have climaxed, and you're "coming down," in a sense. You feel calm, warm, and tired. There will be absolutely no service in that area un… [more]


  • I'm no longer accepting applications to be added to anyones circle.

    Posted on: June 22nd, 2010 at 8:21PM

    I wish I were dead. I'm so tired of the bullshit here on EP.… [more]


  • Question for everyone. I know you can answer this Hott question.

    Posted on: October 22nd, 2009 at 11:38PM

    Why do you read peoples stories AND rate them yet you do not comment?My mood: extremely ecstatic… [more]


  • Twenty Great One Liners score: 9.30162

    Posted on: January 18th, 2010 at 9:55PM

    1. Regular naps prevent old age... Especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash. 5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. 6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... But whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it. 9. True friends stab you in the fr… [more]