A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race...
Well maybe not attempted but thought about it in deep thought thoroughly. Last night infact. Keep in mind ive done this 3 or four times in the past but i always talk myself out of it cuz i have mental issues and i tell myself that its...
Tongue Cutting, Also known as hemiglossectomy doctors in the 18th and 19th tried to cure stuttering by cutting of large chunks of their patients tongues. This is actually still practiced today for treatment of oral cancer.
To my Valentine, with all my love,
Of whom I cannot say enough in praise:
May my love for you sufficient prove,
Yearning to redeem your caustic days.
Vortices within may drag you down.
Anchor, then, in my serenity.
Love saves some who...
EP is getting messy and a lot of pervs are creating false accounts, also flaggers increased, as well as blockers, EP is not a place to stay, I want to say openly to my friends here that I left EP for good, because I don't want to be...
How little in me is not touched by you!
A friendship is a light that fills the heart,
Painting with its gold each darkened hue,
Providing warmth to each sequestered part.
You are the mirror of my better self,
Verifier of the best in me...
I want a beautiful marriage and family of my own one day.
That special and unique bond.. is what I have always wanted.
That's why I often feel sad when I look at how society has become.. marriage values have taken a back seat so it...
There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch.
"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked.
The old man looked up over his newspaper and replied, "Nope."
As soon as the...
I don't like the word "hate" but I feel so much angry inside me that it must be hate right? I would like to give you some background on our story.
My husband and I got together 8years ago. We both had a child from a previous marriage...