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GuRoo IS IN THE HOUSE !!!

Some will win, some will lose, some where born to play the blues ... Don\'t stop believing

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Local Time July 30th, 3:55 AM

I Have Never Been Abducted By Aliens

Disappointing... Am I not pretty enough? Is my *** too broken? Do I try too much? Am I too outspoken? Don't you want my butt? For your anal probe? Why do you see, no need to take me... [more]
TheGuRoo has shared 11 Mature Experiences
  • I Love Talking Dirty During Sex

    Nothing Hotter... Then when I am inside a woman and she is whispering some of the filthiest things to ever come out of her mouth. OMG I go to butter… [more]
  • I Think Real Men Grow Beards

    There Are 2 Types Of People Who Don't Have Beards.... ....Women and youth. I wear my beard as a badge of honor.… [more]
  • I Am An Introvert

    Emotionally Private. I can't do the whole emotions thing with another person. I even find it hard to express it when I am alone. So I suppress my emotions a lot. Which is probably not a good thing.… [more]
  • I Love Jokes And Riddles

    Dang Bus Drivers... A bus driver was heading down Main St. He saw a "No Right Turn" sign, but turned right anyway He came to a "One-Way Street" and went down the wrong way A Police Officer saw the whole… [more]