TheGuyNamedNicky 18-21, M

Sometimes I think about you and my weiner can't help but to elevate 83 degrees. I imagine you eating pizza rolls and smoking crystal meth naked under a tree in the moonlight. Sometimes I have the sudden urge to shoot you with a horse tranquilizer and make love to your unconscious body under a tree in the moonlight. Everytime I stalk you or even talk to you I like to imagine us getting married and having a bakers dozen of kids under a tree in the moonlight. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I kinda like you as a friend.… [more]

By the time you read this I will probably already be alive and not dead. I'm theguynamednicky. I like pizza rolls and Coldplay. Thats all you really need to know about me. I hope we can be friends or potential lovers.… [more]

I am red headed. This is a fact. Its hard being a redheaded and people need to understand that the word ginger is a derogatory word. I think the g word is the new N word! Yeah i said it and I will not take it back unless of course I get death threats then i will most certainly take it back. Red heads are going to be extinct in the next 100 years and its crazy to me because there is a day dedicated to kicking gingers. Its called 'Kick a ginger day'. I mean really? We are a dying species for petes sake! If were going to have kick a ginger day why not have stab a bald eagle day? or chainsaw a panda day? or dryhump a Southern blufin tuna day? Or meteor a dinosaur day? Okay well that last one did… [more]

Just dang. Thats all I have to say is just DANG! I can't believe how dang unfair this gosh dang life can be.I feel like Im just getting dang banged. It just makes me want to climb the tallest dang mountain and yell "Daaaaaaaaaang!".… [more]