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Wow, I haven't been on here much anymore so I dunno how long the change has been around. I really don't like the way the notifications work.

Talk to meh to get to know meh

Last Seen 5 days ago
Member Since Dec 06, 2010
Favorite Quote I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments. -Jim Morrisson
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  • 100% Canadian
Vices Liquor
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Horoscope Aries
Special day 3-22
Books The Great and Secret Show by Clive Barker, The Sourcefield Investigations by David Wilcock, The Riddlemaster of Hed series by Patricia McKillip
Music All Shall Perish, Lamb of God, Attila, Acid Bath, In Flames, Neaera, The Doors, Jethro Tull, Eminem, Joe Satriani, A Perfect Circle, Shad, Devildriver, Tool, Underoath, Iron Maiden and many more
Movies possibly Anchorman, but I can't really pick favorites.
Local Time September 30th, 8:19 AM

I Love This Effin Song

Stone The Crow [more]
TheOnlyBenis has shared 61 Mature Experiences
  • I Believe the Children Are Our Future

    To Quote George Carlin... The children can't be our future because by the time the future happens they're no longer children so BLOW ME!!!… [more]
  • I Want to Know the Sexiest Thing You've Ever Been Told

    Kinda Like The Sexiest Thing I've Been Told This happened while I was still pretty young. I'm pretty sure I was 17. I was at my friend's house (who shall remain nameless, but we weren't dating) and me, her and her mom got stoned and were watchi… [more]
  • I Have Had Sex In a Car

    My First Car For a while, I had MOST of my sex in a car lol. My first car was a 1985 Lincoln Town Car. SUCH a boat and the seats were very big and very comfortable. I can upload pics if anybody is interested. I re… [more]
  • I Want to Ask You This Riddle

    This One's Tricky A man without eyes saw plums on a tree; He neither took plums, nor left plums, Now how can that be?… [more]
  • Offtopic Confessions

    re: I'm afraid of everything
    The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account… [more]
  • Offtopic Confessions

    OIASDDIJOIOSPODPDSJMDSKJDSKJDSD!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!
    I think it's about time that EP fixes their ******* Reactions. I miss the days when they actually worked and some people would go apeshit if you teehee'd at their pathetic confessions.… [more]
  • Offtopic Confessions

    RE: Hey Guys
    I can't say that I like the term BBW. It's possible to be BBW, but being Big doesn't necessarily make you Beautiful.… [more]
  • Offtopic Confessions

    SpoonfulOfSugar
    "You're probably an ugly fat piece of ****. Go play in traffic ****." You wrote this on my WB before blocking me. I have no idea why, but since you blocked me I have no idea of even finding out. This kinda makes me laugh, but I'll just let you decide for yourself. The pic in my avi is me.… [more]
  • Welcome to my Mind.

    Posted on: April 23rd, 2011 at 6:40PM

    this is a stream of consciousness poem I wrote today, while on mushrooms :D Welcome to my Mind. I do not claim ownership over anyone or anything. Everything simply is and it's always gonna be that way. I wanna share it with those who enjoy sharing. I wanna live with the planet, not on it. Communion is my thing, not ceremony. Ceremony lies, it's only habits that make it seem like Truth. I embrace Truth, in all it's ways. I revel in imperfection, for that is wear True beauty lies. "I" is me, but it's also You. Life is like a  dance. I've had strangers tell me secrets. Will You join Me? Loneliness and inactivity walk hand in hand. Sense can be made of virtually anything, it's all about perspect… [more]

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  • it was requested, so here it is

    Posted on: October 22nd, 2011 at 4:42PM

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  • boredom survey

    Posted on: October 10th, 2011 at 8:01PM

    Ready for ACTUAL never-been-asked questions? Sure, why the **** not?   If a guy/girl put their jacket on a puddle for you, would you actually walk on it? No, I'd give them a confused look and than go around the puddle.   Do you ignore people when you're mad/upset with them? Yup, but that doesn't happen very often.   What do you bite more, your tongue, lip, or cheek? none of the above   Is it easy to make you smile? Depends who you are. It's relatively easy.   Do you like to hold or be held? hold. I'm pretty sure it's a gender specific thing.   Are you starting to realize anything? Yeah, I'm realizing spiritual Ascension. It's gonna be a long journey, but I'm already learni… [more]

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  • Gin Baby Gin

    Posted on: May 28th, 2011 at 6:07AM

    Here's another song, I didn't write this one, it was my buddy ty. He's the vocalist of the band I'm trying to get started now. We found a jamspace recently too m/ this song was written at least a year and a half ago. Gin Baby Gin Swallow these sins, guzzle a fifth of gin lost in a fathom of pain, stuck in a drunken rage, Crying blood stained tears, onto the floor of broken memory Why Am i filled with distress, A rat trapped in a glass cage made with a jagged edge. Rip it Rip it away from me take all of my life in a single word Wounded mammal, ripe for death leave me to my own fates and walk away... Walk don't ever turn back, a lost cause, not worth two cents, not worth the time. So toss me a… [more]

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