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Male , 22-25
PA USA

I am large and hairy. Like sasquatch, but with better math skills and sense of humor. I live by a very different set of priorities than most other people. I play bass guitar and enjoy very slow-tempo heavy meaty metal. I am passionate about making things to keep forever. (handy stuff like tools, containers, doodads...)

Last Seen Jun 6
Member Since Jan 02, 2011
Favorite Quote For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known.
Heritage
  • a little American
  • and a little Italian
  • and a little Polish
  • and a little German
Vices wearing the same pants for too long
Politics Liberal
Horoscope Leo
Special day
Books Vernon God Little, Infinite Jest, Dune
Music Melvins, Sunn O))), Dead Meadow
Movies Ghost in the Shell, Eraserhead, High Tension, Cronocrimenes
Local Time August 1st, 7:22 AM

I Like Being Punched By Women

Good Friends Understand It' s not easy having any kind of paraphilia. Everyone else is allowed to talk about guys and girls and bodies and sex, but if you're different, you have to keep quiet or pretend to like the same... [more]
TIMeNIHIL has shared 9 Mature Experiences
  • I Have Had Ect

    At Sheppard-pratt In Baltimore I had ECT in the fall of 2009 at the Towson campus of Sheppard-Pratt hospital. At the time I was in a deep depression and my doctors hoped the therapy would break me out of it. I was an inpatient… [more]
  • I Have a Fetish For Boxing

    Well, Sort Of... For many years now I have had the fantasy of being used as a punching bag by a girl before being intimate with her. I think that being punched is a fantastic form of foreplay because it unleashes a to… [more]
  • I Love Belly Buttons

    All Up In That Thang! So far I have refrained from posting anything sensual on EP, but this I gotta contribute to, because messing with tummies isn't so explicit, right? I love tummies in general, but the belly button is o… [more]
  • I Have A Weird Phobia

    Knuckle-y Gourds I am repelled by a kind of gourd or squash that was popular about four or five years ago. They were kind of like patty pans, … [more]
  • Venting Confessions

    i want to kill your child for the good of humanity
    Oh yeah. I went there. I only feel this way sometimes. I will tell you some of the things that make me angry this way. When you curse at or hit your child in public. When you are in high school and your kid is in elementary school. When your child has the mindless gaze of the profoundly retarded, but is not retarded, just woefully stupid and incurious. When you bray loudly at your child in slang that barely resembles English. When your children are close enough in age that I can't tell which is oldest, yet they all clearly have different fathers/mothers. When you are fat and hideous and wear an Eeyore sweatshirt several sizes too big, and your child is crusty with dried food res… [more]
  • Friends Confessions

    i almost hurt a furry friend
    Last night I went to my friends Mutt and TJ's house. Mutt and I were in the kitchen, and their younger cat, Cow, jumped on top of the fridge and kicked open the freezer door and knocked over a wine glass that TJ's sister decorated for her and which she treasures very much. I stood up when he opened the freezer, and managed to catch the glass. Then I picked up Cow and tossed him behind me onto the floor. Normally, this would have been fine, because he is a robust kitten and is well prepared for far higher jumps than I was giving him. What happened is he hit the back of Mutt's chair before he landed on the floor. I was turned around, so I did not see what happened. I thought he jumped on… [more]
  • another typical furniture delivery.

    Posted on: January 2nd, 2012 at 11:50AM

    i saw two bald eagles today. those suckers are huge.helped my boss deliver a table to a nice house with a beautiful garden outside. different kinds of trees nicely pruned, a babbling brook with bridges over it, a reflecting pool, the works.we got the table inside and were putting the drawers in, and i look around and the lady's dog has just disgorged a giant brown pile of semi-digested kibbles on the rug. so gross. i didn't step in it, but my friend did. heh. dummie. she had to clean up all the ralph so we could walk across the carpet again. there was already a spot on the other rug with cleaning powder rubbed in where the other dog had done the exact same thing yesterday.these were black st… [more]

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