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Loose It Or Burn Into Ashes
A woman comes home to meet her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength she drags him to the tool shed and clamps his balls in a vice. She then picks a saw. Her husband, shaking...
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What Should I Send You?A girl sent her boyfriend the following text message: My love if you're sleeping, send me your dreams If you're smiling, send me your smile If you're crying, send me your tear… [more]
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Fart To The Beat!!!!I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.… [more]
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I Should Be In 4th Grade!!!A female teacher who all the class addresses as madam was havin a problem wit a boy in her class in 3rd grade. The boy said "Madam, i shd be in 4th grade, i'm smarter than my sister and she's in 4th g… [more]
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U Can Borrow Her...JOE: Ur secretary looks sexy. JOHN: She is ANN, a newly invented robot I ordered from Japan. If u squeeze d left breast she types, squeeze d right breast she takes note. U can borrow her for a d… [more]
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About toczik14
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am albert 22, and from ghana...am a student"university"....u will get to know the rest when we become friends...:D
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Since Jul 12, 2011
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am like wine...i get better over time
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boy got plan..by plies
