whatamitodo

i farted for over 20 seconds today, 24 seconds to be exact, thats right, it was one long fart. not small little crappy ones, but a nice strong smelly one. i did it bed under the covers. it took about 5 seconds for the smell to reach my nose. i had to stick my head out the window because it was so intense. but this still did not help and i began to vomit. wait theres more. there was someone out side, and it went all over the poor man.… [more]