Male , 36-40

I'm missing a front tooth!

Last Seen Jun 5
Member Since Nov 14, 2013
Favorite Quote I\'ll eat yours if you\'ll eat mine.
  • 100% English
Vices Definitely
Politics Moderate
Horoscope Virgo
Special day
Books Sci Fi, Comedy, HG Wells, George Orwell, Richard Matheson
Music Blues, Rock, Indie
Movies 1 Flew over the cuckoo\'s nest, Bladerunner, Monty Python, Ealing Comedy, Elephant Man.
Local Time July 6th, 4:26 AM

I Write Dark Poetry

...Last Dance... I dream for your affection wish you could care and share with me... [more]
  • I Love Jokes And Riddles

    I have just seenĀ a bunch of dyslexic African kids putting flowers at the door of Nissan Main Dealers!… [more]
  • I Have a Six Word Memoir

    Animal farm fun with abattoir gun.… [more]
  • I Love a Good Joke

    I got myself into a rather embarrassing situation last night.I went to a swingers club and at some point I'm ******* this right old slag from behind, she was getting spit roasted and I glanced u… [more]
  • I Want To Meet People From The Uk

    Friendlies Hello everybody, actually, it doesn't matter where you're from as I doubt if I would really meet anyone. We're just an imaginary persona played out on a cyber network! ;-)… [more]