It's like, after I got hit by the puck, I had this vision eh. And like I just had to paint. Know what I mean.

Does this art piece look as gay as we do?

U have 2 b drunk 2 appreciate ART!!

guy in green, you have to be drunk to see it? Guy in back.......I am and i still don't see it.

What do you mean you can still see the numbers.

see that is what the alien eyes look like...

yes they made me paint this, so now they are watching all of us and they said you are next for the ship!!!

Hey buddy, I realized that If I give out free beer, people actually stay and look at my crappy art.

What did you say i was on?

"The beer and nuke nachos and cheese is for now but I've got champagne wishes and caviar dreams once my art REALLY starts to sell....."

The tiny bit of red on you is the key to this art; the walls cover the rest. Mr. green shirt, you contrast with us all. 

I was in the early stages of sobriety when I painted this one. You can see my brush strokes were still a bit shaky

man in T shirt speaking:  i call this painting "Grandma's Wallpaper".

Well, I just tell everybody this,  ARTFEST and BEERFEST all in one!!! Now you see why you get these types of paintings!

With a free 16 ouncer Pabst as incentive, Jeff had no problem filling his one piece art exibit with homeless hobo's to impress the critics.

 "See, I don't really LIKE art?  But I can't find a real job so I am doing this off a grant from Ottawa.  

DUDE!  You can do this too!  

Just fill out these forms and if you are lucky, you can get your stuff proclaimed and displayed on the hill!"

Yes; my 2 year old painted these art pieces. Hello no I was not stoned and then did this even though it looks like I had to be stoned to do an art piece this juvenile.

"Psycho-delic!!!"

 did i tell you that my dixie wrecked?

hey man, can you get me a beer?  my wife told me to wait here.