Pig of a son-in-law. When's he gonna start paying rent around here?

Hmm how am I going to tell her that this meal is un inedible

We get so bored having to sit here and watch you eat, why cant you share?

I asked him if he wanted a slice not the whole damned thing!

ahhhh. can he just finish his meal so I can go to bed

There should be a food law against eating raw oysters and ice cream together.

The cans may say "Bud Light", but if keeps eating like that, he's going to be "Bud Heavy".

I'm not saying a word until someone compliments my sun tan!

 nice!

Look Dear, here is a photo from last Thanksgiving. Remember when you used that cheep foil pan, the turkey burnt, the pan ripped and the turkey fell on the kitchen floor, and we order take out from down the street,  and your loud mouth sister went on and on about how your mother hates her new husband who ate my desert because you told him it was O K to, I wasn’t hungry and gave it to him knowing that if he said one more time that I look like "Pat" Morita from Happy Days I would have called them both a cab?

So what are we doing this year?

"a white chick, a Mexican and a Japanese walked into a bar..."

The man in the green shirt is disgusted at the other guy's eating habits

Oooooh. This is fun!!!!