Posted by Anonymous
on January 30th, 2008 at 4:00 PM
I am a DOCTOR shopper and i get narcotics from a million doctors by faking back pain and kidney stones...i just filled 20 lortab today....two days ago i got two shots of INTRAVENOUS dilaudid...what a rush!!! AND he gave me 30 extra strength 10mg percocets!!! One of the better ER visits! It is so easy to fake stuff, KIDNEY STONES are really the ticket!!! All you do is ***** yourself in the finger and put a little blood in your urine sample at the emergency room or urgent care place. Then you say you dont have insurance so they wont give you the CT scan to see if the stones are really there. They will give you a strainer and pain/nasuea meds and just say if you dont pass the stones in a week then come back and get a CT or see a urologist. I used to fake back pain alot,i have a cyst in my back that feels like a muscle spasm....it got to the point where i had been to EVERY hospital within 50 miles of my house AT LEAST 4 times each for back pain so i had to think of a new story....then i read about faking kidney stones and how you got MUCH BETTER narcs.I have been doing that for the last month and it has really been awesome! Im sad because now i have used that excuse up every place..i have a couple of URGENT care places that i can still go to but it costs like 50 to 100 bucks. So sad!
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