I am a DOCTOR shopper and...

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Posted by Anonymous
on January 30th, 2008 at 4:00 PM

I am a DOCTOR shopper and i get narcotics from a million doctors by faking back pain and kidney stones...i just filled 20 lortab today....two days ago i got two shots of INTRAVENOUS dilaudid...what a rush!!! AND he gave me 30 extra strength 10mg percocets!!! One of the better ER visits! It is so easy to fake stuff, KIDNEY STONES are really the ticket!!! All you do is ***** yourself in the finger and put a little blood in your urine sample at the emergency room or urgent care place. Then you say you dont have insurance so they wont give you the CT scan to see if the stones are really there. They will give you a strainer and pain/nasuea meds and just say if you dont pass the stones in a week then come back and get a CT or see a urologist. I used to fake back pain alot,i have a cyst in my back that feels like a muscle got to the point where i had been to EVERY hospital within 50 miles of my house AT LEAST 4 times each for back pain so i had to think of a new story....then i read about faking kidney stones and how you got MUCH BETTER narcs.I have been doing that for the last month and it has really been awesome! Im sad because now i have used that excuse up every place..i have a couple of URGENT care places that i can still go to but it costs like 50 to 100 bucks. So sad!

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  1. CUTEGIRLBODOM17 - 16-17 years old - female

    Posted by CUTEGIRLBODOM17 on January 30th, 2008 at 4:20 PM

    Unfortunately alot of people do that, i work in a pharmacy and we are kind of the last line of defense against drug seeking and diversion, but we cant really do anything about it unless a seeker comes in with a new script for narcotics when they just filled one the day before,then we can call the doctor and he will say to not fill it. I think there should just be narcotic vending machines at hospitals so drug addicts can just get there fix without taking up the time of emergency room doctors, save everyone time.

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  2. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Apr 25th, 2015 at 8:40PM

  3. angbaby - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by angbaby on January 30th, 2008 at 5:52 PM

    I cannot believe you do this. You are definitely addicted and need some help.

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  4. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Apr 25th, 2015 at 8:40PM

  5. CUTEGIRLBODOM17 - 16-17 years old - female

    Posted by CUTEGIRLBODOM17 on February 13th, 2008 at 5:15 PM

    ha ha

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  6. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Apr 25th, 2015 at 8:40PM

  7. PollyJean77 - 31-35 years old

    Posted by PollyJean77 on November 6th, 2008 at 3:24 PM

    i'm not going to write a hate mail letter to you..but you felt so obligated to share your i'll share mine. its because of people like you that dont know REAL PAIN and people like you that make most doctors lose trust in patients with NO HEALTH INSURANCE like me who truely have CHRONIC PAIN and get no help. you think this is cute or something? obviously you do, you sounded so PROUD of yourself for knowing little tricks here and there. do you honestly think these docs believe you? give me a f!@#@ng break. one day you will be in pain and i hope you suffer like me and millions of others have to because of people like you. YOU WILL FEEL BAD ABOUT IT ONE DAY...the reason i put that you shouldnt share your confession is because its not funny its sad. unless however you WAKE UP and realize your hurting yourself and making it hard for many others....not to mention there have probably been people at the ER that went in AFTER you did and they were in actual need of help.

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  8. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Apr 25th, 2015 at 8:40PM

  9. NJTed - 36-40 years old

    Posted by NJTed on October 31st, 2010 at 12:29 PM

    Amazingly there are no Doctor-Shopping laws in any 3 bordering states surrounding NJ. My wife and I could write the book on getting Narcotic Prescritions. From numerous locations and over the last six or seven years. We might go a few days without them, but for most part, somehow, someway,

    we find a doctor to write one. The time and effort we put-in for our habit is astounding- not to mention the planning, research and simply try, try, try until you succeed.

    W have four local hospital emergency rooms and all of them now know my face, name and motive for my visit. Incredible- I still manage to snag 20 or 30 percocet. Then I would branch out to emergency rooms within a 35 mile radius. Then onto Urgent Care centers. I always seem to get at least two to four scrips before they turn me down.

    There are 3 factors in getting narcotics from doctors- anywhere.

    One : Use a Knee injury, upper back or shoulder injury- never the head or stomach.

    Two: Tell whoever asks that you have taken Muscle relaxers, ultram, ultracet and tylenol- nothing is working for the pain.

    Three: Tell the nurse you don't take Aspirin or any related Aspirin medication. You can be Allergic or it Gives you terrible upset stomach and diarhea.

    I have my system down to the T. Happy shopping everyone and always stay in character until you are home with your bottle of goodies.

    Happy Holloween,

    The Pro from New Jersey.

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  10. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Apr 25th, 2015 at 8:40PM

  11. Lucky2BAlive85 - 22-25 years old

    Posted by Lucky2BAlive85 on December 15th, 2010 at 11:23 AM

    Wow, I can't understand why anyone would want to be addicted to this crap! I have kidney stones CONSTANTLY! I turn down narcotics. I was in alcohol rehab by age 21 and I know I have an addictive personality. I would never dream of wishing that on anyone. I Got E-coli when I was 22 and 6 months pregnant. That is the worst experience I have ever had with pain. I was in the military and I went to the VA hospital every other day for a month. They just ran tests and turned me away saying it was a bladder infection.(While every night I was crying myself to sleep) Finally the last time I went back, Easter Sunday 2007, They looked through my chart and realized that the last time I was there my white blood cells had more than doubled. That got me sent to Evenston NW in Chicago, when I got there, They gave me a shot of something, I woke up 2 months later from a coma. I almost died. Because they thought I was a "shopper" looking to score.. I got turned away. You people give younger people in real pain a horrible name. I could have lost my daughter and I could have lost my life. At the time I was engaged to a guy that later turned out to actually be a pill shopper. Needless to say the second I found out he was one of the reasons our daughter almost died, he was gone. People that do this **** are worthless and disgusting. I hope you get caught and put in jail. People are getting upwards to 16 months in jail for being "DR. Shoppers". You are not invincible.

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  12. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Apr 25th, 2015 at 8:40PM

  13. jpetersen98503 - 31-35 years old

    Posted by jpetersen98503 on July 27th, 2011 at 6:40 PM

    Its f*cks like you who ruin it for people in real pain a**hole! Now i cant get a prescription for anything even with a "REAL".fractured back. Why dont you do what i am forced to do now (heroin) because nobody can get anything anymore unless you got cancer(or fake kidney stones) And heroin is a hell of alot cheaper too.

    P.S. Yes i am a f***ing heroin junky now, thanks to YOU.

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  14. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Apr 25th, 2015 at 8:40PM

  15. Posted by An EP User on June 19th, 2012 at 3:32 AM

    Thanks to people like you, instead of spending precious time trying to get myself better...I have to fight like hell to get the help and medication I desperately need for my bilateral Atypical Trigeminal Neuralgia, bilateral Trigeminal Neuralgia...both for over 25 years, Occipital Neuralgia, and pain remaining after a Discectomy, Fusion, & Laminectomy on my L4-L5 and L5-S1. You don'ty know what true pain is. God help you, if you ever have to find out. You will be blacklisted by every medical facility and pharmacy. At that point, you will have cried wolf so many times that you won't have help available to you when you TRULY need it.

    I have done everything honestly and by the book...and I am treated like filth by medical "professionals" because of people like you.

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  16. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Apr 25th, 2015 at 8:40PM

  17. rijgren - 22-25 years old

    Posted by rijgren on April 11th, 2013 at 10:29 AM

    yea fakers yo u **** up everythin people look at me wierd cuz of how i dress and look think ima drug addict i smoke pot and thats it. i worked so much thru this and now they act like ima pill seeker cuz of ***** like u i feel sorry for u wait til u end up ******* up your body and youll know how we actually feel! with real pain im sorry for u ive had stones for ten years im now 24 and i wish i cudget real help but they make u work hard for it cuz people like u are crafty.

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  18. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Apr 25th, 2015 at 8:40PM

  19. Jsamson85 - 26-30 years old

    Posted by Jsamson85 on June 4th, 2013 at 4:53 PM

    So sick of hearing CPP wish death on the addicts half of them started out just like u.... In real pain... N half u mother f***** arnt even in pain any more just lie in your own mind about how bad it still is cuz your to in denial about being hooked..... These pills hook most ppl read b4 about how pills work different in ppl with real pain my a$$ I've had real REAL pain and they got me higher back then..... For those in severe severe pain sorry but the addicts and half the other CPP patients make it harder for u.... As for the idiot who's hooked on smack blaming the doctor shoppers dude your a retard who wanted dilaudid or strong strong oxy for u back n they would only,give u Percs so u used it as an excuse to shoot dope.... Dumb a$$ if shooting tar is really just for pain then y don't u just go to a methodone clinic... That drug works great for pain n ur *** be saved from HIV... Don't blame other ppl for u now being a junkie... Loser... At least I don't go blaming everyone else... Doctors,,,friends.... Pill poppers on my habit

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  20. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Apr 25th, 2015 at 8:40PM

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