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Posted by Anonymous
on February 19th, 2008 at 9:51 AM

My husband has persistant noxious gas. He farts all day and night.ALWAYS LOUD! In bed it's really bad. He farts so bad that I wake up choking sometimes. It's like sewage, garbage and chemical waste all rolled into one bomb. Then he farts in the car.I can't run, I can't get away.I roll down the window sometimes and hang my head out it's so bad. His farts are always loud. In the middle of the night he will blow a loud one and I will wake up. It's like a cannon going off. I can't stand it. Sometimes his farts are so heavy and thick you can cut them with a knife! He's a pig!!I don't think an elephant eating beans could fart any more. HEEEEELLLLPPP !!!! I CAN'T BREATH HERE.!!!I NEED AIR!!!

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  1. Blondevixon - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by Blondevixon on February 19th, 2008 at 9:56 AM

    I no the feeling! Curry nights the worst, last time the quilt lifted off the bed like a magic carpet.

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  2. abstractthinking - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by abstractthinking on February 19th, 2008 at 10:14 AM

    that sucks but it shows that you love ur husband enough to stay with him ha im dieing of pain from laughing so much sorry but its funny to me

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  3. Blondevixon - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by Blondevixon on February 19th, 2008 at 10:45 AM

    Haha! Lol! That is one of the best and most constructive comments ive read on here given the circumstances, the stink bomb sounds very effective!

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  4. journeyfulloflaughter - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by journeyfulloflaughter on February 19th, 2008 at 10:54 AM

    it sounds like a doctor's visit might be in order.

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  5. thatweirdromanguy - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by thatweirdromanguy on February 19th, 2008 at 12:43 PM

    yea - he needs to see a doctor about this.

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  6. lionel21 - 66-70 years old

    Posted by lionel21 on February 19th, 2008 at 3:53 PM

    Why do you put up with it? Does he do this on purpose? How long have you been married to this pig and why do you stay with him? I can't believe you stay married to this guy.

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  7. soudaniet - 26-30 years old - male

    Reply by soudaniet Aug 27th, 2013 at 7:51AM

    I honestly signed up just to reply to your message, i'm a guy who is going through the same problem as her husband and this is because of a recent surgery I had, i know exactly what she's talking about and it ain't easy, but her husband is def. sick, instead of comforting her and asking her to stick to his side and help him, you're wondering why she's still with him? according to you sickness is a good reason for divorce? you're the one who's really sick dude, get a life!

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  8. angelofthenight - 21-25 years old - female

    Posted by angelofthenight on February 22nd, 2008 at 4:51 PM

    OMG!! LMAO!!!! I am so sorry!!! This is too funny for me. Oh man....he needs to go to the doctor and get that problem checked ASAP.

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  9. MrGass - 36-40 years old

    Posted by MrGass on March 3rd, 2008 at 7:24 PM

    This is no laughing matter. Although I almost died laughing at your explanation of the farts. They described me exactly. Has your husband had his
    gallbladder removed? I found your site by looking online for a possible solution for my unearthly smelling farts since my gallbladder surgery.

    After reading up on it I'm I'm doomed to smelly farts because of the bile that is now dumped into my intestines constantly and no longer stored in the gallbladder until they are needed.

    Hang in there. I've almost killed a few people with mine... so now I have to make sure I don't sneak one out unless I'm in a secure private place.

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  10. spidermonkey - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by spidermonkey on January 1st, 2009 at 12:01 PM


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  11. ALovell5 - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by ALovell5 on January 6th, 2010 at 8:05 PM

    @ Lionel21, I too have a VERY smell husband who has the exact same disgusting gas!! BUT that is no cause to leave our husbands!! That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life!! I've been with my husband for 11 years, and would never leave him over something as petty as some stinking gas!!


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