Posted by Anonymous
on February 19th, 2008 at 9:51 AM
My husband has persistant noxious gas. He farts all day and night.ALWAYS LOUD! In bed it's really bad. He farts so bad that I wake up choking sometimes. It's like sewage, garbage and chemical waste all rolled into one bomb. Then he farts in the car.I can't run, I can't get away.I roll down the window sometimes and hang my head out it's so bad. His farts are always loud. In the middle of the night he will blow a loud one and I will wake up. It's like a cannon going off. I can't stand it. Sometimes his farts are so heavy and thick you can cut them with a knife! He's a pig!!I don't think an elephant eating beans could fart any more. HEEEEELLLLPPP !!!! I CAN'T BREATH HERE.!!!I NEED AIR!!!
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