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RelentlessRevolver - 18-21 years old - male

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Posted by RelentlessRevolver
on November 12th, 2009 at 7:53 PM


"Hello?"



"Good evening, is this Emright *******?"



"Its Emerigh (pronounced emery)"



"Yes this is Bill with Mazda American Credit and.."



"You dont sound American"



"...But my name is Bill"



"You dont sound like a Bill"



"My name is Bill with Mazda Ameri.."



"Where are you located?"



"My call center is located in Aurora, Colorado"



"What time is there"



(With a thick Middleeastern Accent)

"Like I dont know between 5 and 7 or later"



"Ill pay it later today"



"Ok but if you dont make a payment you may be subject to..."



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  1. EdieLush - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by EdieLush on November 12th, 2009 at 7:55 PM

    LMAO! Fukker, you're supposed to be getting flashed right now! Get your *** over here

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  2. hae - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by hae on November 12th, 2009 at 7:55 PM

    goodness, did this really happen?

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  3. RelentlessRevolver - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by RelentlessRevolver on November 12th, 2009 at 7:57 PM

    Yes, true story

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  4. ezz07 - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by ezz07 on November 12th, 2009 at 7:58 PM

    I think you should be hell train.

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  5. hae - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by hae on November 12th, 2009 at 8:03 PM

    lol.. crazy...

    the other day I finally just hit one after a call like this has been reoccuring for months:

    automated voice: Hi, this call is for ______, If you are not ______, please hang up now. If you are _____ , press one. (the blanks = silence)

    Pushed 1

    ring.. hi! blah blah ..cut off by me

    Hi, I don't know who this person without a name is, but i am not them for I do have a name. calling me asking for no one and to push one is getting rather old, especially since you insist on doing it at 7am every single week. I am finished with it so please remove this number from your list. I have never not had a name and I will always have a name. Thank you.

    click.

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  6. Tyrrmack - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by Tyrrmack on November 12th, 2009 at 8:08 PM

    If I ever get a call from someone with an accent (except British, because that's hot) I spew obscenities and hang up.

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