"Hello?"
"Good evening, is this Emright *******?"
"Its Emerigh (pronounced emery)"
"Yes this is Bill with Mazda American Credit and.."
"You dont sound American"
"...But my name is Bill"
"You dont sound like a Bill"
"My name is Bill with Mazda Ameri.."
"Where are you located?"
"My call center is located in Aurora, Colorado"
"What time is there"
(With a thick Middleeastern Accent)
"Like I dont know between 5 and 7 or later"
"Ill pay it later today"
"Ok but if you dont make a payment you may be subject to..."
*CLICK*
Sending our jobs overseas

Posted by RelentlessRevolver
on November 12th, 2009 at 7:53 PM
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Posted by EdieLush on November 12th, 2009 at 7:55 PM
LMAO! Fukker, you're supposed to be getting flashed right now! Get your *** over here
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Posted by hae on November 12th, 2009 at 7:55 PM
goodness, did this really happen?
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Posted by RelentlessRevolver on November 12th, 2009 at 7:57 PM
Yes, true story
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Posted by ezz07 on November 12th, 2009 at 7:58 PM
I think you should be hell train.
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Posted by hae on November 12th, 2009 at 8:03 PM
lol.. crazy...
the other day I finally just hit one after a call like this has been reoccuring for months:
automated voice: Hi, this call is for ______, If you are not ______, please hang up now. If you are _____ , press one. (the blanks = silence)
Pushed 1
ring.. hi! blah blah ..cut off by me
Hi, I don't know who this person without a name is, but i am not them for I do have a name. calling me asking for no one and to push one is getting rather old, especially since you insist on doing it at 7am every single week. I am finished with it so please remove this number from your list. I have never not had a name and I will always have a name. Thank you.
click.
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Posted by Tyrrmack on November 12th, 2009 at 8:08 PM
If I ever get a call from someone with an accent (except British, because that's hot) I spew obscenities and hang up.
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